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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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helo i hope your doing okay..i saw a tiktok of when karl fell asleep on stream and woke up and got really..i don’t wanna say embarrassed so i’m gonna say flustered and i was wondering if you could do someone about the same situation but the reader falls asleep on the ppl you writes for(not all of them of course) stream and waking up a little embarrassed? i linked the video and that was so long omg i’m so sorry <3

summary: it’s late. you’ve had a long day. but you still agreed to come hang out on their stream. which eventually leads to you falling asleep on them.

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a/n: thank u so much for requesting! i loved writing this, it was a lot of fun :] (and thanks for showing me that tiktok hehe i loved it, karl’s adorable omg) ALSO this was my first time writing Jack i really enjoyed it :)

. Wilbur

. as soon as he notices, he just holds you a bit tighter, pulling you closer to his chest

. would totally shield your face from the camera bc he doesn’t want chat to notice

. he just wouldn’t bring it up at all and if chat mentions it he’d just go

. “chat don’t be mean, they’ve had a really long day and it’s understandable that they’re tired. regardless, they look very cute when they sleep so who’s complaining really...”

. he movements become way more slow and his tone becomes softer when he talks

. when you wake up again he giggles at how cute and disoriented you look

. “chat look who woke up! little sleepyhead! little baby sleepyhead!!”

. Karl

. he gasps when he sees that you’ve dozed off in his arms

. suprised pikachu face

. he shuffles closer to the mic, trying his hardest not to wake you up with his movements

. “chat! chat! y/n just fell asleep! can you believe it? they’re so cute what the honk” he wispers into the mic

. he’ll probably end up waking you up accidentally and feel really bad

. “i didn’t mean to wake you up baby i’m sorry!” he says while pouting and hugging you tightly

. Dream

. oh the benefits of being faceless...

. the amount of times you’ve sat in his lap while he streamed, resting your face on his shoulder, while he plays with your hair on the rare occasions he has a free hand

. he loves having you there with him, streaming can be stressful but feeling your steady breathing and heartbeat calms him down

. there’s something so special about it to him, being able to look down and see the most perfect human being ever, yet nobody knowing you’re there

. “why am i talking quiet? i- am i? i don’t think i am guys”

. Georgenotfound

. poor george

. he’s absolutely clueless on what to do

. when he notices his eyes immediatly flash to the camera

. pure panic in his eyes

. chat thinks it’s incredibly funny but he’s actually freaking out

. “okay i’m just gonna- i think i’m just gonna wake them up chat i- what? no? THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS IS MESSED UP-”

. Sapnap

. Sapnao will literally go through hell to make sure you don't wake up

. "guys if ANYBODY does something stupid and wakes y/n up i will not hesitate to stab a bitch"

. literally is afraid to move

. if one of his chaotic friends wakes you up (whether that is by accident or not) their days will be counted.

. "i will literally kill you i'm not even kidding."

. Jack Manifold

. *pogs at the camera*

. acts all funny and joke-y about it but is screaming on the inside

. "that moment when they fall asleep on you and you don't know what to do ha ha ha am i right chat? ha ha ha"

. after he has had the time to take the situation in, he actually melts a bit

. "i think this is sweet actually. this is just very pog. NO I'M NOT A SIMP- CHAT PLEASE"

. when you wake up by him screaming he just blames chat.

. "NOW look what you've done guys >:("

taglist: @oh-mcyt @sunshinee-nana @marvelsmurphy

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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hey guys mind if i

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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i am so upset at the moment

damn asexuals are ruining my peaceful community

i am trans by the way and asexuals are ruining the lgbt community

theyre not real

sexual urges makes us human and the point of our existance is to procreate

theyre sick and they wont admit that

surely you agree? you seem like a decent and normal person

so ill request for a corpse x reader where corpse educates his "asexual" s/o about how it doesnt exist and gets them help?

Alright Anon, I'm a very respectful and calm person but your ask has pissed me the fuck off.

I'll say this now and no matter how many more times I need to say it before people pick up on it and understand it

ASEXULAITY IS REAL AND VALID

ASEXUALS ARE VALID, LOVED, SUPPORTED AND RESPECTED

THEY ARE A PART OF THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE

So, no. I'm not even sorry to inform you I refuse to accept your request.

Please, educate yourself instead of spreading hate and undermining the importance of so many wonderful people.

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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people simping over jack makes me so uncomfy and i think it’s because he’s the only person on the dsmp that isn’t remotely sexualized… at least until now

like please, that man is hilarious and so much more than high cheekbones and a beautiful face,,, idk why it makes me uncomfy really please don’t attack me

#jack manifold #dream smp #m:thoughts

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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this is iconic

Au where everything's the same but Tommy is replaced with a racoon. He can't even talk or anything, it's just a racoon.

alksdhglhasg techno goes ‘you think you’re a hero, tommy? then die like one’ only for a raccoon to launch itself at his face and he never actually gets to make the withers

#m:sbi

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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Philza: Okay, truth or dare?

Y/N: Truth

Philza: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/N:..

Y/N: ...Dare

Philza: Go to bed.

Y/N: I don’t like this game.

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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i love sbi content 🥺

Sleeping Anywhere

- The boys aren’t quite sure how you do it: giving enough space you can sleep anywhere.

- And I mean anywhere

- In the music room with Wilbur? There’s a comfy looking empty tuba case over there. Speakers? Hello, new bed

- Literally, Wilbur will be plucking away at his guitar while you keep him company turn around and your no where to be found or on top of the speakers. M (or piano bench).

- With Tommy you’ll be hanging out with him and Tubbo. Get tired and crawl under the table falling asleep under there. Tommy what’s to wake you up but Tubbo says no.

- Field trip with Techno?

- The window may not be the best pillow but it works. The seat may be cramped but if your in a fetal position it’s fine. Sitting with Techno? His shoulder or lap are incredible comfy.

- Phil worries though (it’s the dadza in him)

- The first time he found out about your penchant to sleep anywhere he nearly had a heart attack.

- It was movie night and you had made yourself comfortable on the floor at Techno, Tommy, and Wilbur’s feet.

- The boys used to this didn’t even spare you a second glance.

- Phil was furious though.

- He chased the boys off of the couch and chided them for not veering up and allowing you to sleep on the couch.

“Dad it’s fine, they do this all the time”

“I actually don’t think I’ve seen them sleep in a comfortable position before.”

“They haven’t it’s hard for them to sleep that way.”

“Hey do you all remember the Tuba incident?”

“Who can forget the fucking Tuba incident?!”

- Phil=worried

- He had gentle nudged you awake and coaxed you to the coach

- After that incident Phil started watching you like a hawk

- The slightest instant of fatigue and he starts getting more comfortable stuff out

- It’s just really soft

- But they are always down to act like a pillow for you 💜

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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howdy! it’s my birthday today and my family’s being not very pog so could i maybe get some sbi comforting reader on their birthday? if not i totally get it and i hope you have a wonderful day!!

happy birthday anon !! fuck your family <3

modern au, sbi au! remember sbi isn’t canon

. . .

It was supposed to be a good day. One of the few days in the entire year that you look forward to, besides holidays and such. You were excited for today and whatever it had to offer. Yet, everything wasn’t going your way.

It started in the morning, the beginning of the downfall. It’s cold in the room, making the bed much more comfortable. Not wanting to leave its warmth so soon, you snooze the blaring alarm. When it rings again, you press the button once more. Besides, another five minutes wouldn’t hurt anyone. However, five turned to ten and eventually the alarm shut itself off. When you finally awoke, you were late for meeting up with some friends.

You quickly ran around the bedroom, struggling to get ready so soon. Yet, every outfit felt disgusting. They would itch and make you uncomfortably warm. For some reason you even felt like crying, the smallest choice oddly overwhelming. After a few deep breaths, you rush downstairs. A smile crosses your face when you round the corner.

What surprise did mom and dad have ready? Maybe they took the day off? Did they get a cake or some sort of sweet?

Your smile dips when the dining room remains empty. The lights are turned off, the empty room staring back at you. Not even a note lies on the table or counters. You pause momentarily before checking around the house. Yet, no one is here. Not in their rooms, hiding under tables or on the couch.

Did they forget? No, they are probably planning a surprise. Yeah, a big surprise for later.

With those reassurances you leave the house. You’re almost twenty minutes late for meeting up with your friends. It was all planned to meet at the park then go to the movies. Something fun to do together on this off day. You run to the location, excitement pouring through your veins. A few stumbles over rocks and pavement doesn’t slow you down. It isn’t until you crash into the ground below that you cry out. The impact cuts up the palms of your hands slightly but it’s bearable. You don’t have time to worry about that, not when everyone is waiting for you.

You push yourself up and make your way to the park. Pants escape your mouth when you come to a stop, chest heaving. You look around for your friends, head darting rapidly. Eyebrows furrow and eyes glance around feverishly.

Where are they? You spin around a few times, hoping to spot the group but to no avail. Finally, you pull your phone out of your pocket, checking for responses. Maybe they’re in a different part of the park?

You sit on a nearby bench, clicking away at your phone. Message after message and no response back. Your leg begins to bounce, foot tapping away at the grass below. Finally, a message back. Your hands feel sweaty and you wipe them on your clothes. They left. The group left without you. Your leg begins to bounce faster with nerves.

Everyone in the park knows. They know that I was ditched. They’re all watching me, whispering to each other. Making fun of me.

With haste you leave the park, feeling anxiety crawl through your body and mind. You tuck your phone away, feeling the device slip in your palms. While not paying attention, you step into a pile of mud. Your shoe sticks into the liquid and with too much force you yank it out. The mud splatters on to your clothes. Your breathing is shakily. You decide to try and shake off the feeling by texting your family, asking when they’ll come back home. Their response isn’t what you want. They’re working long today and won’t be home.

They didn’t even apologize. I know I shouldn’t be this upset, it’s just a birthday. But-

Not wanting to cry in public, you speedily walk down the streets. Too much runs through your mind, far too many thoughts to deal with at once. In minutes flat you’re at the final destination. You knock on the door a few times, arms cradling yourself. You knock again when no one responds. Finally, the door opens and a mop of brown hair peeks behind it. You push your way in, ignoring their worried words.

You throw yourself onto the couch, face into the cushions. The furniture sinks with your weight, creaking lightly from the force.

“Um, not that we don’t enjoy having you here but why are you here?” Wilbur moves past the door, making his way to the couch. He raises an eyebrow when you don’t attempt to respond. He calls out for his dad, the others arriving soon enough with the commotion. Tommy pokes and prods at your lying figure, dodging your weak slaps.

“Hey are you okay, hun?” Philza places a hand on your shoulder gently, trying to coax some sort of response. You mumble into the pillows, the sounds incoherent.

“Try that again.” Techno rolls his eyes, crossing his arms. He’s pretending not to care, but one can spot the worry behind his flat expression. You turn your head, head still shoved into the cushions.

“Everything is going wrong today!” You almost shout, tears rising to your eyes. The family flinches at the sight, worries increasing. “Today was supposed to be fun. But, my parents ditched me and so did my friends. They didn’t even remember my birthday!” You sink back into the couch, glumly.

“Today’s your birthday?” Tommy asks, his head tilting. Wilbur smacks the younger boy lightly, obviously trying to tell him that now is not the time to bring that up. The teens glance at one another, forming a plan already.

“Well, why don’t we celebrate?” Phil shakes your shoulder gently, trying to urge you to sit up. Eventually you do, sniffling and wiping at your eyes. The father figure hugs you briefly, before leaving the embrace. He nods at his boys to take over while he makes his way to the kitchen.

The teens work quickly to brighten up the place. Tommy moves in front of the television to put on a movie, he occasionally asks for your input. Although, he sometimes calls your choices ‘utterly wrong’ and ignores them. Wilbur returns briefly, one of his sweaters in his hands. He tosses it to you, to put on, knowing how much you enjoy taking them.

You lean back into the couch, Tommy sitting on your left and Wilbur on your right. Techno joins too, sitting next to Wilbur. He brought some blankets to cover all of you comfortably. In minutes, the movie starts up, one you haven’t seen in so long. A childhood favorite. You sniffle, sinking into their sides.

They remembered what movie you liked. They’re doing all of this for you?

About halfway through the movie, the lights turn off completely. You all look around, spotting a glow from the kitchen. Philza walks over, a plate of cupcakes in his hands. One of them has a candle in the middle, the flame bringing a small amount of light to the room. He sings softly, the others joining in but more energetically.

The dad stops in front of you with the plate still in his hands.

“I know it’s not a lot, and certainly not a cake. But, it's the only mix we had in the house. I hope this is enough to help you feel better.”

Tears welt in your eyes again, running down your face. Hastily you wipe them away with the overhanging sleeves of Wilbur’s sweater. Phil curses, wondering if he did something wrong. Meanwhile, Wilbur and Techno rub your back and shoulders gently, trying to make you stop crying.

“I’m sorry for crying. Just, this is the best thing someone’s done for me.” You stumble over your words, smiling weakly. The dad sets the plate aside, pulling you into another hug. This time, the rest of the boys join in on the hug. It’s warm and comforting, being surrounded by all of them. Somehow, the birthday spent without your real family is the best one yet.

Eventually the hug ends. Phil holds out the cupcake again, the candle melting into the frosting at this point. He urges you to blow out the flame. With a wide grin, you do. The others cheer, Tommy shaking your shoulders dramatically. You laugh wildly, barely being able to hold onto the sweet. The brothers each grab a cupcake, biting into it afterwards. It isn’t the best cupcake you’ve had, but undeniably better in the presence of the others.

For the rest of the night, you watch movies with the family. They each rotate on who picks a movie, often skipping over Techno’s choices; because the history channel does not count as a film. Soon enough, the four end up asleep on the couch, laying against each other. Food is scattered across the blanket, limbs tangled with each other. Tommy leans against your shoulder, drool dripping out of his mouth as he snores. You and Wilbur lean against one another and Techno’s head falls against his brother’s. For such a rowdy family, it’s the rare moments like these that one can see them calm.

Not wanting to wake them, Phil turns off the television and lights. He calls your parents to explain that you’ll be spending the night and to scold them a bit for being assholes. But, you don’t need to know that. Not when you’re having a good time. He glances back at the found family, smiling softly. You always were best friends with the boys, sticking by their sides through thick and thin. Maybe, he can encourage you to visit more often. After all, it would be fun for all of the family. They all enjoy having you around.

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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STOP OMG ASKING QUACKITY TO HELP YOU PUT ON A NECKLACE AND YOU LIFT UR HAIR AND HE KISSES THE BACK OF UR NECK AIDJSJLWOEIRJENWKSODJ

this one. THIS ONE

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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can we please talk about the fact that sapnap is not skinny and he does not have that stereotypical gamer body and that’s fucking fine.

i see all of these fanarts of him being absolutely ripped and having a six pack and like???? where did this idea come from???? and no, i’m not talking about c!sapnap from the smp because your rendition of him is great lmfao go off tbh it’s so valid

but like, sapnap irl is not like that? he’s got thick thighs and a chubby tummy (from what i’ve seen but it honestly might be his sweater, idk) and he’s got muscular arms but he’s got something more of a wrestlers body as opposed to a lean swimmer one, like i imagine dream and george have.

idk, it just pisses me off so immensely that people still make him look smaller in their fan art. that’s not what he looks like!!! he looks amazing regardless of his weight!!! stop!!!

there’s nothing wrong with his weight and you changing that to fit your “preferences” is annoying as fuck and incredibly rude

stop. please.

#sapnap

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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PLEASE I CANNOT STOP SCREAMING READ THEIR FIC

I did this Animatic based off of @strawberrymilkgeorge ‘s amazing fan-fiction “Behind the Screen” which you should all check out. I used my interpretation of Bugsy which is just my old oc but finally after almost a month I finally finished :]

Also this was the first time I ever did something this big so please excuse some errors here and there

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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Can you write a parent mcyt about child y/n getting traits like their parent. Like in fashion, mannerisms, or anything you can think of. Sorry if this bothers you. You don't have to do it if you don't want to I'm just making a suggestion. I also want to say I really enjoy reading what you write.

awh, thank you lovely! I did physical traits if that’s alright-

Being Tubbo‘s kid will give you goat horns; he loves to bonk your heads together as a form of affection since you both have them

As Quackity‘s little runt, you’ll get pastel yellow duck wings; his favorite bonding experience to do with you is to go flying around and sing in the mornings

As Schlatt‘s second child, you’ll be born with golden goat eyes; they’re perfect to have intense stare downs with your dad whenever you want something

Dream will ultimately gift you with his power of shape shifting; People will be hella confused when they see two sphere headed people walking around, but don’t worry, you can change to look like a normal human (Based off Rosentin Moon’s Dream design *check em out on youtube!*)

Sapnap will give you his resistance to fire; Favorite thing to do? Lava pool sparring matches.

You’ll get Eret‘s blank, white eyes as his kid; he feels bad since he always covers his own but you’ll show them off them with pride, you got them from your dad, after all.

If you’re Phil‘s fourth child, you’ll be getting his wings; yours come out as white, though, so he likes to think of you as his little angel

Being Fundy‘s child will give you fox-hybrid qualities; surprising fact though, you end up being an arctic fox!

As Awesamdude‘s kid, you get creeper-esk freckles and green hair; you’re an exact copy of your dad!

Badboyhalo will gift his little muffin with fangs and patches of onyx black skin tone; you’re a true half-demon hybrid! Too bad you didn’t get his height though...

Being Skeppy‘s child will give you diamond colored eyes and nearly unbreakable patches of skin; true minecraft ore power duo

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cuddlebug-exe · 3 years

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their favorite types of kisses

people in this - dream, georgenotfound, sapnap, wilbur, punz, jschlatt, awesamdude, quackity

headcanon!

the most disgusting fluff i’ve ever written

warning - cursing, i think that’s all but if there is more please do not hesitate to tell me :)

word count - 2k

a/n: okay okay, i might’ve lied earlier about that being my last post but this was short and easy to make which is why i would like to feed my readers this early haha. anyways, enjoy and please disregard the errors in this post, i hate proof reading anything lol. also, i’ve been very indecisive on the title and i might change it later and ooh, my masterlist will be made soon. i’ve just been feeling very unproductive these days. also, please put in requests, i am so bored and dumb therefore there are no ideas in this brain. and if you’d like a part 2, i might add more people for the part 2!anyways, peace!

dream -

i get the feeling that dream’s favorite type of kisses would be cheek kisses

he just likes to watch as you struggle to reach his height

“aw look at those little legs do their thing.”

ends up with you not giving him his kiss

and mans becomes SO pouty

“y/n…come on. don’t be this way.” :(

if you don’t kiss him on the cheek, will also become SO clingy and whiny

“why won’t you KISS ME!”

clenches his fists and stomps away like a teenage girl during puberty

slamming the door to your room

so then you have to go and give him all the kisses he wants

his face is slammed into your pillow

you sit on the side of the bed and pet his hair

leading him to stare up at you with puppy dog eyes

“i will give you all the kisses you want. so stop being so pouty, you big baby.”

will literally leave zero feet of space between you and him

taps his cheek to tell you he wants kisses

when you go on dates, will literally make you stand on your tippy toes to get his kisses

does not bend down at all and actually lifts his head higher to tease you

in other words, clingy but rude hoe

george -

george is a classic romantic

he loves just lip kisses

pecks or lingering ones

he doesn’t care

mans don’t need too many kisses

nor does he need to be too clingy

total opposite of dream and sapnap *ahem clingy ahem*

if he wants a kiss,

he will come over to you and get it

doesn’t get pouty if you’re busy

just waits patiently

doesn’t enjoy it when you interrupt him when he’s streaming so you do your own thing

when you’re watching a movie with him,

he will literally only stare at you with his cute smile

and listen to your every criticism of the movie

he likes to just peck your lips whenever he feels like it

and you’re just not surprised anymore

just likes to stare at your lips whenever you talk

overall, is very sweet but not to an extent with showing affection

sapnap -

omg

sapnap just vibes with neck kisses

it tickles his neck and he loves them

giggles when you pepper kisses along his neck and flushes a deep red

“y/n. stop.” giggles between each word

but when you do, becomes the saddest person in the whole world

“i was joking.” :(

when he’s streaming and he begins to miss you

would leave his room and find you just to get a kiss

just like dream, would get angry if you give him no kisses

“GIVE ME KISSIES!”

very amusing for you

and you love to tease him

“i don’t want to give you kissies.”

continues to stare at you with a large frown until you give in and give him kissies

lsg supremacy but i’ll get into this later hehe

you better give him kisses or you’ll be dealing with a very sad sapnap

sadnap :(

wilbur -

wilbur, wilbur, wilbur

what can i even say

total nose kiss guy

i bet he’ll boop your nose twenty four seven

asks stupid questions just to get your attention

“y/n?”

“yes wilbur?”

“is a hotdog a sandwich?”

“why-“

“boop.”

“did you just say boop while you booped my nose?”

if he’s streaming and you bring him a snack

he will hold your face still and leave kisses on your nose

not too clingy but not too distant

likes to be just right with you

if its snowy outside and your noses get red

makes dumb jokes about he is rudolph and you’re mrs. rudolph

just a lot of smooches from wilby

takes you to a lot of hidden cafes in the city

and while you read, he balances his head on his palm, staring at you in admiration

if you’re insecure about your nose, you legit can’t be around wilbur because he will go on a tangent about how beautiful it is

substantially, soft boy hours all day bro, besides when he gets mad then you leave the hormonal man tf alone

punz -

i don’t see a lot of punz on tumblr so here we go

punz loves hand kisses

not to an extent where he has a hand fetish

god no but just like

when your holding hands, he’ll occasionally pull your hand up to his lips and leave a kiss

lots of hand holding

and i mean lots

constantly gets mad fun of for being a simp but ignores those comments because he genuinely loves you so much

likes it when you play with his hair and messing it up

also likes to compare hand sizes with you

always has a hand on your thigh or your hand in his whenever he is driving somewhere with you

even when you go on dates, always holding hands

no matter how sweaty your hand gets, he will hold on

sometimes if he holds on for too long, you have to tell him to let go

“punz, my hand is super sweaty. lets take a break from the hand holding.”

would flat out decline so you would have to pry your hand out of his

he would also love it when you would kiss his hand

makes him feel all polite and precious LOL

would also wrap his pinky along yours when you walk together

he once came with you to a family gathering for christmas and was so SHY

shy boy held your hand for security while your younger siblings made fun of you

afterwards, when you were under a mistletoe, he kisses you on the lips before kissing you on his face part of your body,

your hand

c!jschlatt -

jschlatt is a whole mess

the first time you met, he confessed that he would hate you for as long as you lived because you made fun of his boots

now he says he still strongly dislikes you but you’re more tolerable

doesn’t like it when you make him soft and HATES it when he blushes

“why must you do this to me, mother nature?”

also “hates” it when you even touch him because he “hates” you

when he actually confessed to you that he liked you with his grumpy usual grandpa voice,

you kissed him on his forehead, after he bent down of course

he is an actual giant and threatens to squash you like an ant if he feels the need to

is an absolute monster to you but loves it when you kiss his forehead because it makes him feel secure and loved

likes to watch the wind blow through your hair and mess it up but gives you his hat because he like you being “all pretty and shit”

get SUPER jealous when you hug children

like for example, when you went over to a family gathering at his house, his cousins came up to hug you

and when you let go of the child, the man child comes and lugs you over his shoulder

gets yelled at by his mom and gives her a sheepish smile before rolling his eyes and throwing you down on the sofa set next to him

his mom doesn’t approve of the way he treats you but you tell her its fine because he’s cute

when you are far from any type of civilization or in the safety and solitude of your own home, he wants kisses on the forehead

pointing up to it and bending down so you could reach it

“y/n, i only love you because of your forehead kisses.”

“you only love me for my kisses?” :(

“mhm.”

actually feels slightly bad

“and because of your personality.”

“thank you-“

“shut up. we don’t talk about this.”

in conclusion, give him his forehead kisses or perish

awesamdude -

sam just adores it when you give him jawline kisses

not because it’s basically the only place you could reach but because it’s a sweet gesture

sam is all about sweetness

i mean have you even seen this man on his stream

he likes to watch you while you have conversations with your friends

not in a creepy way but more like an adoring way

cause man does he love you

i mean not only does he love you but his whole family does

and when you’re alone with sam, you love to bury him underneath all of your love

“i love you sam!”

“no i love you more y/n!”

“NO i LOVE you more!”

“NO i LOVE you MORE!”

“SAM NO. I LOVE YOU MORE!”

“okay thank you sweet pea.”

leaving you a bit confused but happy that he accepts your love

when you cuddle, omg

he never stops peppering kisses all over your face and vice versa because your relationship is disgustingly fluffy

when he lends you one of his sweatshirts, you sure as hell better wear that shit out or else (i am leaving a blank threat here)

sam loves technology but you guys sort of have a system

a system that involves mailing each other love letters rather than texting them

you guys also go on a ton of walks just about anywhere

hand holding is mandatory even though you probably look like a child compared to him

just give sam lots of love and in return, you’ll receive lots of love

quackity -

mans cannot leave you tf alone

likes to do ANYTHING freaky around you

“i will follow you to the ends of the earth, mi amor.” or

“ayy, back off.” if anyone gets too close to you

messes with you twenty four seven and makes it his job to drive you insane

plays horror games at two in the morning for fun

and when he gets scared, hides in the safety of your arms

“mi amor. i’m scared.”

“shut the fuck up and sleep, alex.”

“okay.” shuts up quickly and snuggles deeper into the crook of your neck

loves you so deeply but HATES your cat

“look at that little dumb thing stare at me. you got a problem bro?”

your cat also HATES alex

scratches him all the time and hisses at him

if you think sapnap is babie, wait till you meet alex

“y/n he bit me!”

when you glance down, you don’t even see a scratch

“kiss my boo boo.”

wtf

“what boo boo? there’s nothing there.”

gasps as if you offended him

“this boo boo that your el demonio did to me.”

this man will do anything to get boo boo kisses

istg, you once found him provoking your cat to get some scratches

in alex’s mind, ouchies = kisses from y/n

always has ouchies from god knows where and shows it to you

even though you find it annoying at first, you grow used to it and it sorta becomes your thing with alex

alex is babie and you need to take good care of him :)

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