cryptovexillologist
A beautiful bounty in an annoying bone container
I plucked these views from the Slurry of Moral Relativism and I'm quite fond of them
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I get that there are a million inherent tonal problems with adapting the Lord of the Rings into any sort of combat-centric game, but I think the Magic set is the best LotR game adaptation by default because it does not flinch from Tom Bombadil
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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hi! been a while! I've been going through multiple life-altering events these past few months, but in the meantime I found the time to make an hour-long video essay!! I'm really proud of this one, hope you guys enjoy :>
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Re: how many copies of a book are sold in a year: this article makes the point that it is very easy to use these statistics in a misleading way if you are (say) a publisher who wants to portray themselves as Just A Little Guy to the DOJ, or if you don’t have a detailed breakdown of what publishing statistics represent.
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perfect bot interaction on twitter
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UPDATE!
Read Foreach from the beginning HERE.
Keep up to date! Join the Discord here!
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
#yeah#without airtight financial independence they are potential Clients of wealthy Patrons#very important distinction!
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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
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Chains: relatively straightforward effect, just reads really awkwardly in Magic rules grammar
Selvala: mana ability that draws cards and produces an unknown amount if mana (what to do if it isn't enough for the cost you're trying to pay?)
Panglacial Wurm: can be cast while you're searching your library (what if it's on top and you use Selvala to pay for it but it didn't make enough mana?)
Ertai's Meddling: puts spells on the stack without casting them
Equinox: has to look into the future to function
Library of Leng: not too bad unless you're willfully being a massive asshole
Magus of the Moon: l a y e r s
I love how Scryfall's new front page theme is "cards that judges wish they could punt into the sun"
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I love how Scryfall's new front page theme is "cards that judges wish they could punt into the sun"
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the sole W I will grant to terfs is absolutely tanking the appeal of that goddamn 2010s "cutesy pastel misandry" aesthetic
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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.
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Every problem of Book Twitter and BookTok that I hear about just seems obviously downstream of trying to discuss books on platforms deeply hostile to length and nuance (and in TikTok’s case, the written word in general)
(Plus the brutal pressure-cooker environment of mainstream publishing, especially YA)
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goofy multiverse idea: exactly half the versions of someone are trans, exactly half report no gender yearnings at all
"huh, I guess God really does just flip a coin"
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me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up
#friends and I were recently discussing how to localize Steamed Hams throughout history#love it when it's just done for you
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