imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝙽𝚘! 𝙷𝚞𝚑?! 𝙸'𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛.

I feel like what Vincent Charbonneau from dead plate did makes a fuckton of sense once you realize his love language is like mine in that “I feel the need to feed the people I care about” sort of way.

Like I feel like his love language is basically acts of service from the fact he’s constantly giving Rody leftovers to the fact he gave Rody an umbrella so he wouldn’t get soaked.

So the progression of him making a meal out of Rody’s ex and feeding it to him makes much more sense in that way. Like he wants a dish made with love to give to Rody so his food makes him happy. It’s the honest to god chef’s urge to do that.

It also makes the fact he’s so devastated by the fact Rody didn’t even want the girlfriend steak or any food he made him make sense. I’d be devastated too bruh fr.

What I’m saying is Vincent is absolutely down bad for the buff ginger lad

Also I find it notable he doesn’t try to eat Rody until after he finds out the horrid truth. However, I won’t rant about that on this post as I think we all know Vincent is yandere af.

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finally i made this

I am once again screaming inside because at his core Halsin is a deeply PLAYFUL person!

His playful, sarcastic "I AM?!" when you say he's big for an elf! He has banters where he teasingly roasts Shadowheart AND Gale at different times! He teases that you might be a lunatic for freeing a bear without knowing if it would attack you, he indulges the Drow twins by changing into a bear and letting the player ride him around, he loves bear puns (or really animal jokes in general), the way he flexes his muscles if the player mentions him moving things three grown men couldn't...

He wants to PLAY!!! The reason he's so serious for most of the story isn't because he's just the "sage wise archdruid" but because all the trauma he's faced FORCED him to be. Given the slightest bit of a chance to be himself (like traveling with a camp full of weirdos), he instantly shows his playful side, and it only comes out more in his epilogue.

He just wants to play!!

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