cryptidiopathic
I live in your walls (affectionate)
If you hear floorboards creaking in the middle of the night dont be scared, thats me on my way to retrieve a hands full of chocolate chips from the kitchen cupboard.
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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Hey if ur autistic and you like the stim by chewing, however you have a dislike of reusable chewables due to fear of contamination but do not find most gum to be a satisfying replacement:
Try that incel jawline gum
I bought some out of curiosity and it's such a satisfying chew.... From a stim perspective it's perfect.
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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today
#this is the equivalent to christians having pictures of Obi Wan on their mantles- mistaking him for white jesus#in the best way. in the best way
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As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."
"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."
It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.
#becoming a service dog handler has made me keenly aware of tge lack of accessibility irt narrow aisles#Clover knows a comman called 'go ahead' meaning 'walk in front instead of beside of me' so we can navigate even though its annoying#but for someone in a power chair that isnt an option
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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that
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i just know trans masc chloe sevigny be running that kfc like it's the navy
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Nothing more embarrassing than being the second half of your party to arrive at a restaurant
"hi, how many?"
Um. My friends are in there 🥺
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Had a really awful panic attack/meltdown this morning and Clover was tasking without being asked 🥹
Every time I sat down for like the next hour shed put her upper body in my lap and do dpt. She has a very specific way of doing dpt where she presses her torso onto me, almost like she's hugging me. I'd pet her and then tell her off, and then she'd come back five minutes later and do it again.
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THEN WHO'S JESUS YAOING IT UP WITH. WHO
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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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