cryptidcaptain
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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
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feel like I'm going insane watching almost everyone talk about how good abigail was. like. did we watch the same film?
#i was about to say it was perfectly watchable but i dont think it was even that#it was fine in the cinema with friends cos we could all gesture incredulously at each other but.#its not something id voluntarily rewatch#the actors were good and the characters were like. they were stock horror movie roles but they were wnjoyable#but the. the dialogue? the pacing? the PLOT?#am gonma lose my mind#im normally not this much of a hater for films but. i think its the fact that so many people are saying its good.#when its. its not#its not a well written film in any sense
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I hear Kendrick Lamar murdered Drake with his voice.........shouted him apart.....
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Tumblr 3D you can only view my posts by traversing a dark hallway now
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Jorge Juis Jorges
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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
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love when a mutual in law becomes a mutual. like yaaaay :) it's like the godfather but if they all said yaaaay :))))
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[Description: A tiktok from Onebigpikey, a man wearing a backwards cap and a Rangers jersey, standing in a kitchen. He has an empty glass on the countertop in front of him.
Transcript:
"Let's try it! What's going on tik-tokkies, let's try the Gronster- Grockster? Grogster? Grubster? How can I not say that with an 'R'? Grockster. Grockster? That sounds right. There we go we got the Monster Energy... [falsetto] Nitroooo! Oh oh, daddy! Oh boy! [starts pouring] Brrp brrp brrp - [back to normal] 'bout a half way... [sniffs] I've never had this - [sips] [coughs] Wow that's... [continues pouring] delicious...
[stops pouring] That looks good! AND - whoever sent me this, uh, [shows spoon to camera] beautiful pouring spoon with Guiness and The Bass engravings thank you very much I know you're from Louisville Ohio but I had no name and nothing and uh... this is awesome! So- [balances spoon on glass] we're gonna do a lil' bit of that... Look at THAT! [falsetto] Look at that! [pops can] [back to normal] Ohh delicious Guiness... ohhhhhhh baby let's get here... alright, ready? [starts pouring]
Oooooohhh... aaaahhhhahahh..... you gotta do it slow you can't do it fast... [keeps pouring until the glass is full] Bwoop! [removes spoon] Look- AHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT! [laughing] THAT IS FUCKIN' WILD! We're gonna let this settle for a minute! Dude! What a wild looking... what a wild looking drink this is. Holy... Moses! That is good- alright! Let's see- GAME THREE BABY! RANGERS GO RANGERS! WOO!
Alright, right here - [lifts the drink] cheers! [taps glass on counter and downs it one go]
[sets the empty glass down and begins waving his arms] [incomprehensible] Duusdwadeeeeeeewwweugh! Dude that's like the weirdest hguuughuh.. igh.. [burps] Oh I'm better. It's like the weirdest mouthfeel EVER dude! It's like sp... it's like spikey and silky at the same time... BUT THE FLAVOUR'S AWESOME! IT'S REALLY GOOD!
Jesus, how much sugar's in this shit- [reads Monster can] HOLY MOTHER- fifty one grams holy crap I was gonna have another one but I don't wanna die. I'm not diabetic just don't like sugar that much... ANYWAY DUDE GO TRY THAT HAHA IT'S NOT BAD IT'S PRETTY GOOD! [laughing] ANYWAY - I LOVE YA, I'M GONNA GO WATCH SOME DAMN HOCKEY, GOODBYE!"
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(couldn't add video in an rb so I'm posting it separately) everyone please watch this man experience the gonster. average rangers fan
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(couldn't add video in an rb so I'm posting it separately) everyone please watch this man experience the gonster. average rangers fan
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I've been trying to post a video for the past hour and am now scared that without warning its going to post like 20 times. if this happens, know it was not my intention I just wanted to show u guys a video of a guy, possibly the best possible guy to undertake the challenge, making and drinking the gonster
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the phrase "why? well, it's a sex thing for me" is always on the tip of my tongue and one of these days it's going to slip free with catastrophic consequences
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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new dnd character. i love him
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Do you go to concerts alone?
I do and I prefer it
I do but I prefer going with people
I have and I didn't like it
I haven't but I would like to
I haven't and I don't want to
Nuance button
(For context, I go to a lot of concerts alone as my friends don't really share my music taste, and every time I mention it to someone they're surprised and tell me how brave I am and they could never. But I kinda prefer going solo because then I can stand where I want and do what I want haha)
Note in ask :)
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