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@koboldfactory a happy birhthday!!
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I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
THIS MACHINE is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, he BLED ON His FUCKING Light.
THAT'S RIGHT, IT TOOK ITS MECHANICAL FUCKIN' RICKETY DICK OUT AND BLED ON HIS FUCKING LIGHT. It said it was “this big” and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Machine, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this coin except waay smaller, and guess what, here’s what my dong looks like.
*BKHOOOMMM*
That’s right, child. All crosses, no pistons, no pillows, look at that, it looks like TWO BALLS AND A BONG. It fucked His Light, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck Hell! That’s right, this is what you get—
My ULTRA LASER PISS!!!!
Except I’m not gonna piss on Hell. I'm gonna go higher.
I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOON!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, COUNCIL?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLLLETSS HIT FUCKING HELL, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
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my bionicle hot take is that retroactively i would replace the inika zamor launchers and their magazines with the midak skyblaster. same objective with better execution
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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thank you for rebloging so much art!!! you've led to me finding so many pieces that i love!!!!
awww. i don’t even reblog everything that i like…
but i do have a blog JUST for reblogging art, @metalsonicbbg, though i may be inactive there for periods of time
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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014
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love the implication that gabriel’s bid to survive is to cook meth with v1
i think gabriel's "machine" has become the ultrakill fandom's "jesse"
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jimmy neutron would deadass say you clearly don’t own an air fryer
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Vibri Bunny Vib-Ribbon
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