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cryptid--bunny · 40 minutes
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ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.
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cryptid--bunny · 1 hour
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big brain only
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thinking… about… um
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cryptid--bunny · 1 hour
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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
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cryptid--bunny · 1 hour
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03/04/2024
shizuo fell off a roof or something
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pure uncut shizaya unmarred by current brainrot hahahhaHAYOU THOUGHT. SIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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cryptid--bunny · 1 hour
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cryptid--bunny · 1 hour
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normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc
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cryptid--bunny · 1 hour
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it is criminal that hot plus-size lingerie is harder to find and more expensive because big girls look so so fucking hot in lingerie like. fuck
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cryptid--bunny · 5 hours
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cryptid--bunny · 5 hours
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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cryptid--bunny · 5 hours
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i havent stopped thinking about samurai wojak its definitely my favorite one i've ever seen down to the fact it uses my favorite face that's like "OOOOOOOOOGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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cryptid--bunny · 6 hours
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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cryptid--bunny · 6 hours
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dude ADHD sucks so bad, it's like one of those audience input twitch streams where people can add new parameters to the game to screw you over for fun. "puddingtruck49 just paid 8 dollars to make you forget your debit card pin in the checkout line"
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cryptid--bunny · 6 hours
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cryptid--bunny · 6 hours
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i cannot express to you how often i think about this stupid post. every time i listen to music and its good i think to myself “thank you music”, and often i say it out loud to myself
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cryptid--bunny · 6 hours
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I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch
i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.
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