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crypticbf · 2 months
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horrible news guys…. i want to be in love
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crypticbf · 3 months
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something someone could describe you by - if they don’t know your name, they could go “oh, the person with the xyz!”
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crypticbf · 3 months
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I was going to put an option for every season with every favorite possibility but tumblr hates me specifically and only has 12 options.
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crypticbf · 3 months
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you have my heart !
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crypticbf · 3 months
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me at 5pm: being single is objectively the healthiest choice for me and I don’t feel like dating anyway and don’t enjoy using dating apps, I’m fine with it
me at 10pm: My God I’m so lonely So I open the window To hear sounds of people To hear sounds of people Venus planet of love Was destroyed by global warming Did its people want too much too Did its people want too much And I don't want your pity I just want somebody near me Guess I'm a coward I just want to feel alright And I know no one will save me i just need someone to kiss Give me one good honest kiss And I'll be alright Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody I've been big and small And big and small And big and small again And still nobody wants me Still nobody wants me And I know no one will save me I'm just asking for a kiss Give me one good movie kiss And I'll be alright Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Ooh, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody (nobody) (Nobody, nobody) Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, no
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crypticbf · 3 months
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does anyone know if we have transmasc and transfem love and friendship today
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crypticbf · 4 months
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I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music
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crypticbf · 4 months
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Crush my ribs
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crypticbf · 4 months
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i think i might have weird guy disorder :(
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crypticbf · 5 months
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and what have i ever done. to anyone.
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crypticbf · 5 months
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hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself
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crypticbf · 6 months
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having so much love in your heart is beautiful and amazing right up until you’re alone in your bedroom clutching at your chest and whimpering like a wounded dog
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crypticbf · 6 months
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does anyone know how to stop the yearning and longing and lingering and the desire and obsession. please. please. please. please. please
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crypticbf · 6 months
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doctor said i need to gay kiss someone soon or i might die
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crypticbf · 6 months
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the man, the moth, the legend
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crypticbf · 6 months
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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event
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crypticbf · 6 months
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i love u unconventional ways of showing affection
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