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This has been an amazing experience, and I am thrilled to be able to have seen so many fans for Control come together to create something spectacular. And I am honored to have been a part of it.
4 years ago today, August 27th, Control released! Time flies when you’re having fun!
After months of hard work from our contributors, we are proud to announce the FBC Zine has breached containment!
You can now view and download the PDF from this Google Drive link.
FBC ZINE DOWNLOAD
From everyone at the FBC Zine to the Control community: thank you, thank you, thank you. We hope you enjoy the zine!
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Hassel: You know that Brassius and I are gay, right?
Poppy: Yup!
Hassel: Do you know what gay means?
Poppy: Really, really old!
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some fun sex tropes:
laughing during sex
and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
kissing to stay quiet
biting to stay quiet
one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation
“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”
someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away
“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”
kissing anywhere but the lips
alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched
“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex
anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces
sex with clothes half on/panties still on
the pleasant misuse of ties
sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense
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wondrouswendy asked:
For the sketch request, what about something spicy between Trench/Darling? Maybe an angry, argument induced, category 5 relationship problem, inspired kiss?
Spicy Trench x Darling...I may have indulged a bit with this one (full image/extra spicy here)
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CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT: CrypticanEXE
The Bureau appreciates Agent CrypticanEXE for their tenacity and creative ambition as a writer!
You can find them @crypticanexeXE and @/CrypticanEXE on Twitter.
To keep up to date on this zine project please follow our socials!
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Just the Two of Us (or 'the number two and Hassius')
So, you may remember me discussing TM20 a while ago, how it's Brassius' life story and how the numbers two and zero make up an experience shared with no one else, and... well, thought that was as far as the 'twoness' went, to be honest. That was enough, right? That's already enough gay, between the Applin and the sculptures in Artazon????
... Except no, because in case you hadn't realised by my collection of seven ephemeralart metas and counting, Paldea simply loves to gaslight me into a false sense of security. A girl thinks she's done with Pokemon's chief husbands, and yet here she is again.
What follows is a collection of 'twos' and their multiples that follow Hassel and Brassius around as though they're being stalked by their own love story.
We'll start with: if you take on Victory Road in its recommended order, Brassius is the second trainer you fight, whilst Hassel is the second to last.
I'm sure we all know it by now, but here's the order you're meant to go in:
And obviously it's followed by the Elite Four, Hassel being the last one before the champion herself. (We're... not counting Nemona. The Nemona fight's its own special little thing, and she's not part of the League anyway.) Couple that with the fact that Hassel canonically shows up to say hello after the second gym, and... mm. Mmmmm.
Point one, in fact, is almost as good as point two: Applin.
This is Applin's stat spread. Which is all perfectly divisible by two. In fact, if you just throw Hassel and Brassius (TM)20 points each... well, that's four stats covered, and it kinda stands to reason that two older men might be slower, and that that two older, emotionally damaged men might be really good at being overprotective. 'Dragon that guards the final fortress of the Elite Test,' anyone?
Oh, but we don't end there with Applin. Oh no.
The apple daughter has Ripen as an ability later, which, well...
... doubles effects. Okay then...
Is this the better of Flapple's two abilities? Oh, absolutely. But it also means nothing practically, because Hass doesn't use berries, or held items at all in fact. It's almost like it's only there symbolically! Imagine that, what a world. And Flapple, as I've discussed before, is also second to last in his team line-up, which as we know symbolises the heart and personality of the trainer. I'd argue, in fact, that Hassel having Flapple over Appletun is indicative of turning a misunderstood childhood (a 'self-defence', if you will) into a powerful and prosperous adulthood, because Flapple's much more of an offensive Pokemon - but that's an observation for another time.
Point three: there are four Harvest Cs, again two times two. I talked about the significance of The Harvest over here, and about how the sculpture I named 'C' there is a lovely fusion of Grass and Dragon, orbited by small suns. And here they all are:
(Shoutout to mini Holz for that colour coordination. She did it herself, I am but a mere humble illuminator of the lore.)
Point four: there are 34 Surrendering Sunfloras. Also divisible by two. (I am not spending another five hours on fucking Sunfloras so no photography for this one, but trust me... I spent five hours on this shit.)
And there's also that Brassius is gym two... Hassel is fourth of the Elite Four... but here's the real killer:
Point five: Art (4). Just... just going to leave that one with you, and remind you that Paldea has never heard of the concept of 'coincidence.' And I'm going to drop this rainbow two here... just because, y'know.
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'people can write whatever the fuck they want' and 'its good to approach writing about sensitive topics with some diligence and forethought' are statements which can and do coexist
#This. THIS#Write what you want but god#approach certain topics with some sense of respect#P l e a s e
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Wizard101 my beloved. Been playing for a decade now, but, I'm not surprised it won't be winning.
poll time!
personally I loved pixie hollow and poptropica. I fully expect club penguin to win this, but maybe I'll be surprised. please reblog for sample size, I'm really curious to see the results of this one!
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Stow-on-Side
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SURRENDERING SUNFLORA
#sobbing bc pretty#5 months ago I was like#“Yeah this game is pretty good!”#Now I'm like#“I NEED MORE OF THESE PRECIOUS MEN!”#God help me#Pokemon scarlet and violet
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RELAXING TIME
#My current computer background#had to go find this post to reblog with this info#they just make me happy and this art is wafedsbg#Pokemon scarlet and violet
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inspired by Cafe Terrace at Night
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Paulo dying in a gluetrap
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CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT: Zath
< The Director: the Tip of the Spear, King Arthur + Excalibur, Our Only Hope >
The Board assures you that @rangerzath chose to be chosen. If you need further proof, find them on Twitter at RangerZath and on AO3 at Zath.
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CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT: A-Flappy-Bat
Agent a-flappy-bat creates charming artistic works that are sure to bring a smile to even paranatural entities!
You can find more of their works at @a-flappy-bat and flappy_bat on Twitter!
To keep up to date on this zine project please follow our socials!
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