got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

Laws are for schmuks any cool person would commit unspeakable acts of black magic and horror for her like come on now

(I personally bought it because I was having trouble finding a good group to play DND with)

I wish more ppl on political debates just did this

As far as I’m aware it’s not happened yet, but Humza Yousaf will be stepping down as SNP leader and First Minister.

erurikku boya

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

Holy Roman Empire 1444 flag map

by u/bruh0032

I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

my heart calls for arrakis

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr