I think my incredibly hot take is that I actually really really like the humanized tumblr x 4chan art.

The reason for its existence is really cringe, and 4chan is a blight on society, but I genuinely love the humanized design and their dynamic. They're just two freaks who think they're better than everyone else because of how counter-culture they are when in reality they just make each other so much worse. I love it.

YOU KNOW JUST GETTING THE KID UP TO SPEED AND ALL THAT / IT ACTUALLY GETS PRETTY CONFUSING UP HERE WHEN PEOPLE USE HIS NAME AS A GENERIC RHETORICAL INTENSIFIER SO IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON THAT HONESTLY WE’RE ALL PRETTY OPEN TO IT

I can’t remember if I’ve said this before but I think that if you make a Batman 1920s AU then you have to take into account that Bertie Wooster often spent time living in New York and Gotham City is just New York Noir and Bruce Wayne would probably cultivate the acquaintance of Bertie Wooster because Bertie is exactly the sort of person Bruce wants people to think he is, so it’s both birds of a feather camouflage and because he wants to observe Bertie for behavioural ideas.

Bertie, ray of sunshine that he is, thinks Bruce is jolly good fun and really quite barmy, but he already has a friend called Barmy and he can’t manage two Barmies so he affectionately dubs him Batty.

Consequently Bruce exists in a state of nagging uncertainty as to whether Bertie is the golden-hearted silly ass he so transparently appears to be, or is in fact one of his villains, knowing who he is and taunting him.

Maybe the real Han Dynasty was the friends, sworn brothers and unscrupulous stratagems we made along the way.

GIRL 😭😭😭

Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more