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A towering creep has put me into the entertainment chamber for my crimes against shopping!
A towering creep has put me into the entertainment chamber for my crimes against shopping!
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Young woman hospitalized for haunted house syndrome. Her eyes are windows into a sad old house and her internal organs have begun to change into abandoned dwellings.
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the only cure for my slowly spreading curse is to stick my long glowing finger up the butt of the were-E.T. that bit me
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...Oh, what terrible turds we take!
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FATHER OF DECAY RESPLENDENT IN SHADES OF DRIBBLING RED AND FOAMING PINK would like access to: Location Information
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MEMORIES OF LIFE WITHOUT EFFLUVIUM OCEAN
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wtf is firefox suggesting me??
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Sorry for lack of updates on my tour of historic drawbridges- currently being pursued by a nefarious pirate captain named Fucktooth Jake... NOT the best. *rolls eyes*
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I'm unreasonably obsessed with the design and generally rancid vibe of this one unnamed antagonist from Face of the Killer.
background is an edited screencap from gm_Shambles
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revolutionaries are fucking on my lawn
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some kind of fancy Murderer. does she eat people or is the blood around her mouth just for decoration? you should ask her
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wiggle that shrimp at me again motherfucker, see what happens
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i'm the idiot standing on top of the structure throwing items down at u to run back and forth and collect in a basket. catch the coins and fruit and dont catch the bombs cocksucker
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Breathing heavily and stuffing a bloody plastic bag with scary looking tools in an effort to live Live M谩s. The last thing you see as your body is broken is the white of my eyes turning to black. Tomorrows newspaper will say that the Baja Blaster has struck again
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experiment conducted by complete pervert in a golden age comic style mad scientist lab coat
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Two starange people known as the "Shit Sisters" are following me around online telling me to visit frfightening places near me and I can't block them or i'll look likea PUSSY
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i wanna grab this freak hat by its pompom and put a cigarette out on its face. sorry little dude
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