we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
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No nuance, you gotta pick!
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so how do i get my ass to paris
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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)
basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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“I look in people’s windows” is actually about when a friend cuts you out of their life after being best friends for 10 years.
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I fucking hate that my gym isn’t 24/7 by more bc I used to go to the gym when I couldn’t sleep and I can’t do that now.
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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belongings, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.
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thinking about this pic of all the eras mics and how the white one never showed up during the tour on any of the sets, and so i assumed it was just a backup mic but when the lover mic wasn’t working at a show, she used a black one instead. we are once again victims of taylor swift planning things years in advance
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oh. I hate it here is just the Betty speeches.
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Taylor being like I am god! I am the worst person ever! I want to die! I’m gonna masturbate!
guilty as sin? song of all time
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you know in the age of short attention spans it is an accomplishment that taylor can have full command over internet discourse for an ~entire week~
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realizing you relate to a ttpd lyric
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these are my friends
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imgonnagetyouback makes me want to dance in ways that don’t honor god
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A bit ridiculous how everyone is complaining that Taylor is still singing about her drama with Kim Kardashian again and no one is even stopping to consider that thanK you aIMee is about Kim Jong Ub
ANON YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE FANDOM I'M
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