well. apparently theyre starting ANOTHER crucade. hash tag dissapointed. im going to go take a nap

i have. been informed that. #thecrusers have attacked. the Wrong Place

OH UM. SO BALDY IS NOT MAINTAINING. JERSULEM VERY WELL. LIKE AT ALL. I guess they're attacking edessa again because we like stole their land or whateversies. oh well im sure the troops will attack them :D

ummmm. so the crucades are done right? oh damn :( what will i do TOTALLY 100% ACCURATE journalism on now :(

SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THESE MONTHS!!! aPPARENTLY baldwin was making a crucade state or something?? but that doesnt suuuper matter because godfrey died in the siege (booooo :( ) anyways baldwins like the christian king of jersulem or smthn

YAYYY OKAY GODFREY AND #THECRUSERS (crucaders) HAVE MADE IT TO ANTIOCH!! but i think i herd baldwins in edessa?? my informant sadly has no clue what baldwins up to

OH THANK GOD (praise be His name) LORD GODFREY OF BULLION IS LEADING A CRUCADE!!! Its time :D (i will be remaining behind for YOUR sakes but i have an informant!!! dont worry •w<)

okay so i was wrong about peter. sue me. WAIT NO DONT SUE ME SUSAN I SEE YOU GET OFF MY BLOG!!! MY JOURNALISTIC INTEGRETY IS IN FULL TACT GUYS I DIDNT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPENNNNNN

Everyone follow peter!!! i cant because im too full of journalism like who would you guys turn to if i died :/ but EVERYONE FOLLOW PETER!!! HE KNOWS WHATS UP! @.peterspeoplescrucade

Like we used to be able to get to the church of the holy sepulcher (blessed be her NAME) but dealing the seljuk turks SUCKKSSSS its just not the same :/

ZOMG did you guys here that pope urban ii is calling for a crucade? like FINALLY!! im so glad my bestie fulcher recorded that for me ^×^