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crshbndct · 8 months
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I need a new job. I am praying to the bagel
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crshbndct · 9 months
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Tokitae died yesterday.
She was still singing the songs that she was taught in L Pod, as a small child of 4 years old, until she died at 57. Orca sing songs to communicate with other orca. She was calling for her mother until she died .
Her mother is still alive.
Miami Seaquarium would have suffered reputations damage if she had been released and managed to thrive outside of their care, contrary to what they told people would happen.
Her release was imminent, after years of work put in by people that wanted to see her reunited with her pod.
Miami Seaquarium has life insurance on all their marine mammals.
RIP Sk'aliCh'elh-tenaut. You deserved so, so much better, but we all failed you, in the worst possible way.
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crshbndct · 9 months
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crshbndct · 9 months
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likes charge reblogs cast
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crshbndct · 9 months
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Lmao this is great
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Like music to my ears
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crshbndct · 9 months
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if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
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crshbndct · 9 months
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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
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crshbndct · 9 months
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crshbndct · 9 months
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crshbndct · 9 months
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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
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crshbndct · 9 months
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ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS
i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.
there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
doing nothing is good for my soul.
i am not defined by what i produce.
my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.
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crshbndct · 9 months
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I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.
Both dream me and irl me were very confused.
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crshbndct · 9 months
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legend 🙌
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crshbndct · 9 months
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hello 🐙
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crshbndct · 10 months
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why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
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crshbndct · 10 months
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crshbndct · 10 months
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But what if I have no worth?
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Don’t let it be you
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