MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

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do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

he should keep saying stuff forever

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⚠️ National Alert

hi