God this is so stupid I love it

(also did you use a template? if so, I want it >:)

“I have a slideshow of diagrams from Midnight that, unfortunately for all of us, adhere to the curriculum. Mic will be over later with a disturbing puppet show. If any of you have less-than-human anatomy, I don’t want to know about it. That’s what masturbation and the internet is for. We have to do this today while Mineta is away. Bakugou, doing that will give you brain damage, stop. Oh, Midoriya, you’re allowed to sit outside, I got the note from your mother. Now. God, I need a pay raise. Does everyone know what a penis looks like? …Don’t answer that.”

Strawberries smell how they taste

I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE LEGENDARY POST‼️‼️

bad

One day I went to the local fair where I live and after a while I got overwhelmed so i went to relax in the park across the street. I laid down on the grass and some mysterious guy covered in tattoos told me I should take my shoes off, and at first I was on edge because who wouldn't be? But he walked over to me and then started talking about his life (which was absolutely insane apparently he's running from his dad who's trying to hunt and kill him?!??) eventually he told me that he knew he'd meet me here when I asked 'how' he told me he visited several psychics that told him we'd meet. He gave me information I never knew I needed. After a while he gave me two skull charms which I could turn into earrings, we talked for a long time, by the time my mom arrived we were talking like we've been friends for years. We never exchanged names but one day I'd like to meet him again.

You made it this far thanks for listening to my rant :)

Mmmmmm cave water~~

I wish I could go up to someone, take their hand in mine and sniff it aggressively and then walk away as if nothing happened

Normalize gifting swords as an alternative for flirting

We should make the boop meter an official update because it's criminal that it's gone :(

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

Boop!

Boop!

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Do you know how many bones the human body has? 206. We start with 369 when we're babies but they fuse. Wouldn't you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if I told you I could help you.

"why hold on to a branch, when it's just going to break anyway"