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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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You ever just wake up with a raging ball of anxiety in your stomach for no apparent reason? What’s that all about
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Ch😅
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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*missouri …. Eh, same thing.
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Only in misery
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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Only in misery
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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Me to myself after planning a schedule: ok you’re living in tomorrow rn baby let’s roll it back to right now
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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Sorry I didn’t print my paper professor, I don’t have a printer and I am far too anxious to go into the university library alone on such short notice.
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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Spilled coffee on my boyfriend’s incredibly soft white t-shirt today. I blame Labor Day.
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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please stop asking me how i'm doing, idk i'm ignoring it
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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This dude
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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It’s amazing how differently men treat you when your tits are out
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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I don’t know what on earth managed to bump the cel for exactly one frame...
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…while also leaving a hair/scratch…
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…but if we did know, I bet we’d be making that face too.
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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hey writers! OneLook Thesaurus lets you find that word you can’t think of but can describe! go check it out!
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I forgot that there’s a backstory to why Calvin’s dad just makes up ridiculous answers to questions Calvin asks him.
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crookedcandyhideout · 3 years
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Usually chillin on the weekends and Wednesdays
chillin on the weekend like usual
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