one tectonic plate approaching another
“so are you a top or a bottom?”
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“Your twisted thoughts are like snow on the rooftops”
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happy hanukkah!!!!
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Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling
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Suggestion: punch Nazis to the point where they’re on the brink of death and are the ones who are terrified to walk outside.
Scar them. Humiliate them. Destroy them. Deface them. Defame them.
Make them look as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.
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Them: “what are you?”
Me: “goth”
Them: “No, male or female?”
Me: “I’m spooky”
Them: “what’s between your legs?”
Me: “bats and lace”
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if you’re reading this, you’ve thought about killing before. you’ve thought about how to do it, who you’d do it to, how you’d get away. if you’re reading this, you’ve fucking thought it, don’t lie
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it’s tiring, isn’t it? being in control, making choices, thinking for yourself. it’s so, so tiring. let me do it instead. you’ll like it.
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Helping the new freshmen find their classes.
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