I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

Social security’s automated service on the phone always makes me want to shoot myself.

I’m going to end up killing myself violently one day, I feel it.

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time

Like of course we had to get a concussion when we already have migraines. Of fucking course.

i am not equipped to cope with this at all.

This MTBI isn’t very mild.

does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me

Adderall would save me I think.

Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

my body: *has a slightly off sensation or pain that only lasts for a few seconds and isn't chronic*

my ocd: thats it. You're dying. You're gonna die. Should've gone to the doctor because now you'll be dead.

OCD is really bad tonight. I hate feeling like I’m going to die.

i can’t do it anymore!!!!