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crimetimetelevision · 8 years
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“Ah, man...I get dragged back into this shithole of a city, and not two minutes later someone’s trying to fuck it up again. Seriously, you could’ve at least waited until I’d settled in...”
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The lanky detective made his way through the city streets, wandering aimlessly throughout as fires blazed and the earth split apart. He gotten so used to the sight from all the previous near-doomsdays in Hive City that it hardly inspired any emotions aside of his standard apathy. The mysterious voice from before and the missing scientists intrigued him, but he didn’t have any leads to go from as far as finding them. No point in wasting energy on a wild goose chase. Maybe later on, once he’d gotten his horizons of the city back.
All around were police officers busying themselves trying to get stray civilians to safety from the ongoing weirdness. They seemed to be working a lot more efficiently then the last time something like this had occurred. Maybe the idiots around here were starting to shape up after all. Adachi didn’t feel any pressing obligation to assist them, but he supposed he was still technically among their number-if only in spirit-so it wouldn’t look good on the reports if he just stood around doing nothing. He would leave the heavy lifting to the others-whoever was left among his colleges that actually knew what they were doing, anyway-and look for some sort of meaningless task that would pass the time. 
Out of the corner of his eye, Adachi spotted someone wondering in a nearby area that was covered in warning signs and police tape, most likely because it’d been heavily damaged in the last quake. Had they wandered in there by accident, or had they just decided to ignore the quarantine? Wouldn’t surprise him-the police didn’t exactly garner a lot of respect here. The detective shrugged his shoulders and went over to the entrance, not bothering to cross over the barricade. Evacuation duty was fine, but he wasn’t going to risk his neck for some no-name loser.
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“Hey! Yeah, you over there! This area’s been sectioned off for public safety! How about you get out of there so that we’re not digging up your body later?”
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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I didn’t cнαɴɢe for others I cнαɴɢed for                                                myself
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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“Then go back to sleep. None of us want to have to look at your ugly mug all day.”
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► …
► …Why did i get out of my room again? M’ feelin’ pretty shitty.
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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Leave me out of your breakdancing party ok
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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“Urgh, gross. I think jail smelled better then this dump.”
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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You can get away with murder if you say "not it" once you killed them
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“Wow, I never even thought of that! It’s so brilliant, how could I’ve overlooked it? I’ll be sure to give it a try, next time...”
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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STOP THROWING PEOPLE INTO TVS YOU ASS.
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“What, is your memory that far gone already? I knew you kids wern’t the brightest, but jeez...Didn’t I say already that I was finished? You don’t need to keep yelling in my ear like a broken record. God, you guys are so annoying...”
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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You're supposed to zip your pants back up once you're done.
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oh my god what the hell
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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Give my character unwanted advice
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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“Woah, when did you get that?” *smirkgrinsmirk*
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“You cocky little bitch, I’M GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR FUCKIN-”
He was cut off from finishing his sentence by the feeling of the heel of a shoe slamming right into the side of his jaw, almost instantly knocking him unconscious. Well, at least loading him into the ambulance would be less of a struggle now...
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version
“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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He would be shouting out curses at Ema a mile a minute right now, but the pain of all the glass cutting into every part of his skin has taken away his voice for the time being. 
Now might be a good time for someone to call the doctor.
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut. 
You know. If you’re on bad terms with Ema, you shouldn’t really be around a lot of glass and harmful objects.
She has a bunch of choices for good old Detective Adachi here. She could snackoo him. She also has a spray bottle of that one dangerous chemical with the really long name that she can spray at his face. Or beat him with a rolled up newspaper that she found on the coffee table.
But she chooses the simple option. To just let out her anger on him by pushing him. Too bad she proceeds to push him (ONCE AGAIN) on the glass coffee table, smashing the glass into pieces due to the force of the push and the weight of his body. Oops. She mostly didn’t mean to push you that hard.
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Sad to be you, right Adachi? She thinks as she leaves with a smirk.
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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"Listen, if you want that girl to fall for you, all you have to do is smash her head against a TV! Works every time!...Well, not really, but you look like you need any advice you can take."
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“…I didn’t mean literally…fall…. Dude…”
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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Why do you hate Sho so much? Do you think he can be redeemed?
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“Hate him? Don’t kid yourself. You’re assuming that I give a shit about that brat. Here’s where you’re wrong: I don’t. I’m tired of playing babysitter for these kids, and after that whole tournament bullshit months ago, I really don’t want to have to deal with him again. He’s such a pain in the ass…If dear little Sho-kun wants to run around and be a criminal, rob a few banks, start a few fires, all that fun stuff, who cares? Not me. Kids need to enjoy themselves, after all. As long as bodies aren’t piling up by the thousands, I’d call that a pretty good day for this shithole of a city. Less work for me to deal with, anyway.”
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“But, as our troubled child’s last temper tantrum proved, we unfortunately just can’t keep looking the other way. You see everyone, when you single handily slaughter an entire sector’s worth of cops and pedestrians, then you become the entire police force’s problem, which means that sadly, Sho-kun has once again become my problem again too. And since Romey doesn’t seem to be interested in keeping his kid on a leash, It looks like I’ll have to take care of him myself. Oh well…”
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“And ‘redemption?’ Give me a break…Here’s what these idiots don’t seem to understand about sweet little Sho-kun; You can show him all the compassion you like, try to talk him into giving up his ways, but none of it will change anything. Oh sure. he might’ve learned to care about a few people, maybe even do a few good deeds here and there. Hell, I might be feeling generous enough to say he really did try to atone a while ago or whatever. But none of it matters. This will happen again, and again, and again, and it’s not going to ever stop. And you know why? Because Sho-kun’s still an ignorant, selfish little brat, off living in his own little world where he thinks he can do whatever he wants and not face the consequences. He’ll use his powers to step on everyone else whenever he feels like it, just because life doesn’t go his way all the time, or even just to keep Roman from getting bored. He thinks he’s above everyone else, that he can hurt whoever he pleases and he’ll never have to pay for it. That’s just how he thinks. And despite what Yu-kun and the rest of those kids might say, it won’t change by “appealing to his morality,” or “showing him a little friendship.”
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“So if the rest of the city wants to ignore the situation and hope it goes away, that’s fine by me. Meanwhile, those of us who choose to live in the real world will be busy working on finding an actual solution to the problem, one that’ll make sure it doesn’t come back.”
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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◎ Is there anyone on the police force you think is better off dead?
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“Why should I care what the rest of guys do? Sure, they’re all really annoying and they like to drag me around all the damn time, but whatever. As long as they don’t get in my way, I’ll put up with it. I wouldn’t be working here still if I hated any of them that much. Someone’s got to tough it out and act as the responsible adult around here, after all. Hahahaha...
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crimetimetelevision · 9 years
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◎ How often do you consume Cabbages?
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“...The hell?...Twice a week, give or take? Huh, didn’t know people were so interested in my eating habits. Don’t you guys have anything better to do with your time? Go start another fire or something.”
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