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Bob Odenkirk & David Cross playing "Super Smash Bros: Melee" at the Sundance Film Festival (2002)
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words by @starpeace
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*shows you an average looking white man in his 40s* listen. you know what i’m gonna say but if you don’t allow me to speak my awful mind it will start to metastasize in my cranium and i will die. i will develop mega cancer and my brain will liquefy and leak out my ears and i will just collapse and it will be your fault cuz you didn’t let me tell you how sexy i find this mediocre white man.
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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i’m being haunted by a living man
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"Gee, a new follow with a blurred icon, maybe they won't be weird!" *blog is nothing but videos of dudes jacking off into their own mouths*
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Ama Codjoe, from Bluest Nude: Poems; “Bluest Nude”
[Text ID: “I crave. I want to be seen clearly or not at all.”]
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i wish mike stoklasa was real so he could be my boyfriend
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The Fury
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