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cressworthgarbage 4 years
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GOD DAMN this photo makes me want to grow out my hair again and start smoking
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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I L O V E THIS
Ladies of MARVEL 馃憡馃憡
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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WAIT ITS FOR REAL IN 27 DAYS??? THERES NO WAY
can you believe it's only 27 days until Capturing the Devil because bitch I'm HYPERVENTILATING
NO I FUCKING CANT AHHHHHHHHHH ILL HAVE TO WAIT TO AFTER EXAMS TO READ IT THO PRESS F 馃様馃様
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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wait... people actually believe in that? wild
Does anyone else have a hard time believing that somebody will wanna stay with you forever bc same
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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REID IS A BABY. IM ACTUALLY WATCHING CRIMINAL MINDS RIGHT NOW SO I APPRECIATE THE ADORABLE CONTENT
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@allhailthedramallama asked: penelope garcia or spencer reid
I don鈥檛 believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I鈥檓 a genius.
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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i dont respect him enough to spell his name right: mephi-stopplease
I'm at the point of existence that I try to spell Mephistopheles name correctly but if I don't? Who really cares?
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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EHXHB3FHRB
Thomas: yeeted
Liza: yote
Thomas: YEETED
Liza: YOTE
Audrey Rose: I just want to know who threw Mephistopheles down the stairs
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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YOU FUCKING LISTEN HERE YOURE A FANTASTIC WRITER DINT LET ANYONE FUCKING TELL YOU OTHERWISE. YOU KEEP FUCKING WRITING BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR WORK AND DONT FORGOT THAT. KEEP WRITING, LOVE 馃挄
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at this point, i鈥檓 going to just start exposing the people that are rude to me so maybe these assholes will be embarrassed enough of themselves to stop.
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i write content for free. i spend hours and hours of my time to post my works for FREE. is not everybody going to like my work? of course. but the absolute audacity for people to go out of their way to comment something rude on my piece that i put hours and hard work into is absolutely ridiculous.
yes i write about sex. sex is apart of life and it is my prerogative to include it in my pieces that are clearly labeled explicit. if you don鈥檛 like it, don鈥檛 click on it??
i am so so fucking frustrated right now. and it makes me not want to write or post or do anything. it鈥檚 so disheartening to put out content and constantly have people going out of their way to shit on you. like i鈥檓 literally so mad right now and i rarely get mad. so please just fucking respect writers on this platform and if you don鈥檛 like something, KEEP SCROLLING.
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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OH MY GOD
blonde ozzy osbourne looks like fred from scooby doo
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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DUDE YOU JUST LIKE SATISFIED MY GREEK MYTHOLOGY NERD A N D CRESSWORTH NERD YOURE A BLESSING
*Climbs to the highest rooftop with a megaphone*聽
BUT WHAT ABOUT A HADES AND PERSEPHONE CRESSWORTH AU
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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Liza: i cant believe you and thomas broke the bed last night, you two must've gotten wild.
audrey rose: heh... yeah...
*the night before*
thomas: i bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
audrey rose: try me.
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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everyone in London: Thomas Cresswell is unfeeling.
audrey rose: you're missing the facts.
London: which are?
audrey rose: i love him.
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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my guilty pleasure will forever be miraculous ladybug; my little heart cant handle chat noirs puns. guys that are respectful but still flirty and make puns fill my heart :'))
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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felt that
do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED WHEN I SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. ITS G O R G E O U S
IF ANYONE IS GOING TO YALC I WILL GIVE YOU MY LEFT LUNG IF YOU SEND ME THE FAIRYLOOT CRESSWORTH ART OMG
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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Daciana in CTD being told about the events on the Etruria: can you describe Mephistopheles for me?
Thomas:
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cressworthgarbage 5 years
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JDBEFHEU
Daciana standing behind Audrey Rose while Thomas attempts to flirt:
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