creature-also-known-as-cypher
The Creature also known as Cypher
Trans/NB, neurodivergent, endo system // Prone to reblogging in bursts and not tagging well // Chronically tired, so will block you if you start shit
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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day
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which is definitely not an omen
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we have lost so much language to the horny. cant even order a coconut cream pie without hearing giggles. just the other day i was trying to get a job as a henchmen so i asked my friend if he could help me goon. laughed right into my fucking face he did
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i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:
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they should let me enter a server room i would lose my fucking marbles
pleeeeeeaaaaaaasse pretty please let me in2 your server rooms i promise i wont fall in love with the machinery pleasepleasepleaaaaaase <-LYING
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Babies are socially accepted parasites.
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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
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I mean, the Unabomber was onto something. He was an environmentalist and he had a plan to reduce emissions. The bombs were bad or whatever but let's not dismiss him out of hand.
i think we can dismiss him actually
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A tiny northern girl tries to play with a puppy. A small bells is sewn on the girl’s clothes so that parents can hear where the child is.
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For those of you wondering how things are going in the UK, the leader of the Labour party is no longer recognising Palestine as a state unless it's "acceptable to the state of Israel", and their shadow equalities minister (shadow just means that they're in opposition, not in government) is now openly opposing trans rights. Fuck this country.
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