learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

pink carnations for the floral portrait series + detail (pls do not tag as "me", thank you!!)

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

English added by me :)

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

citationless behavior

South German vs. North German beer commercials

A tale of Ba Sing Se.

Me: I hate gossip

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