The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

You better watch out, buddy – I have extremely unusual life experiences which I mistakenly believe are universal, and I'm about to misinterpret your post in ways you can't even imagine.

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

“It’s so weird that my mood and behavior is so dependent on something as silly as the sun being out ha ha” I think to myself, somehow forgetting that the sun is the main source of warmth and energy that is necessary for all life on earth and that every ancestor all the way back to the first living cells has spent their lives under her radiant warmth. The thing that’s truly “so weird ha ha” is that I could take her for granted as a factor of a mere factor of the environment, as if she isn’t the life giver whose behavior shapes the biological processes of every living thing

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

Binghehe!!🥰

Absolutely obsessed with this thread of anons documenting and exposing a writer’s overwhelmingly blatant muscle fetish bleeding into everything he’s ever worked on

on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

There are no stupid questions

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

Spot on 😆

Fandom Problem 4762:

Film: is set in the Middle East starring Middle Eastern actors. Middle Eastern fans: This is great! We're getting positive representation! American "fans": BuT wHeRe ArE tHe BlAcK pEoPlE? It's not REAL representation unless it has black people! Middle Eastern fans: There's an Ethiopian character right there, what are you talking about? American "fans": But he doesn't represent US!