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crazylazybeast · 3 months
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Mammon: Christmas is around the corner and I know exactly what I want!
MC: Money?
Mammon: FUCK YEA--Wait...Not just that.
Mammon: *pulls out a bow and sticks it on MC's head*
MC: Uh...
Mammon: *picks them up and puts them under the tree*
Mammon: Now be a good human and wait until Christmas so I can finally unwrap ya~.
MC: Mammon, I don't think this is a good ide--
Lucifer: My my my~...Exactly what I hoped to get for Christmas waiting for me under the tree~.
MC: ...Oh no.
Mammon: BACK OFF! MC IS MINE!
Lucifer: Really now? I don't see a tag saying they belong to you.
Mammon: Ah...SHIT! I FORGOT TO--
Asmo: OH~! A CUTE MC GIFTED UP FOR ME?~! OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EVERYONE!~ ♡
Mammon: STOP! MC IS MI--
Belphie: Oh. Looks like we're getting MC for christmas, Beel.
Beel: Yeah. Can't wait to unwrap them.
Satan: So is MC gifted to everyone here? There's no set tag to who specifically...Anyway. I call first dibs with them.
Mammon: NO YOU DON'T!
Levi: NO WAY! WHY DO YOU GET MC FIRST?! THEY SHOULD BE WITH ME!
Mammon: FOR THE LAST TIME! MC IS MI--
Solomon: *already walking away with MC in his arms*
MC: Uh...Help?
Mammon: HOLD IT, SOLOMON!
Solomon: Hm?
Asmo: Where are you taking MC?!
Solomon: Well there's no tag on them, so by rules, first to grab them gets dibs on them. Right?
Belphie: ...Wait. Really?
Beel: Oh...
Levi: NOT FAIR!
Lucifer: Tch!
Satan: You have some nerve to--
Asmo: UGH! GOOD JOB, MAMMON! WHILE YOU HAD US DISTRACTED! SOLOMON CLAIMED MC AS HIS!
Mammon: WAIT! I PUT THE BOW ON MC THOUGH! THAT SHOULD COUNT AS SOMETHIN'!
Solomon: Oh, it does. You gifted them up for me nicely. Which I appreciate lots. Thank you, Mammon! Now let's go, MC~!
Mammon: The hell--
*cue Solomon teleporting away with MC while letting out a laugh over his win*
Mammon: SOLOMON! GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!
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crazylazybeast · 3 months
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MC: *calling Lucifer on the phone* Hi Lucy Goosey Lulu man. I will not be home for dinner.
Lucifer: *already getting a headache from just hearing the nicknames* And why not.
MC: I'm kinda stuck in France.
Lucifer: ... you are what?
MC: stuck... in France. You know the country.
Lucifer: I know what France is! How in the world did you end up there?!
MC: Solomon's spell went wrong.
Lucifer: Oh for the love of...
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crazylazybeast · 3 months
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MC: Solomon and I are no longer dating The brothers: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY- Solomon, rushing in beside MC: MC I told you this was a horrible way of announcing our marriage
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crazylazybeast · 3 months
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Mc: I need
Mc: Luke
Simeon: oh? How come?
Solomon: yeah, you already babysit 7 demon
Mc: yeah, but I just babysit them, I want Luke to be my adopted child
Simeon+Solomon: absolutely not
Mc: why??
Simeon: cus he's my son
Solomon: and mine, and there is also Barbatos
Mc: so what do you want me to do? Marry you two and Barbs, so I can spend more time with my baby boy?
*Wedding bells in the distance*
Mc in a bride dress: ... well, I don't mind actually
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crazylazybeast · 3 months
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solomon: mc and i are practically married lol <3
lucifer, under his breath: i can't wait for your divorce
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crazylazybeast · 1 year
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fast rendering tutorial for when you dont want to put in any effort
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crazylazybeast · 1 year
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of course you make improvements in 6 years to the safest of safety cones
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crazylazybeast · 1 year
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RPC-929: CSD-6868 in Wonderland Fan Art.
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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TLDR: My friends ship my MC with Solomon so I did this crumb for them. (My MC already has someone but my friends said ' nope. It's free real estate for us.') I still ended up drawing them together but the accessories....
Instead if wanting to make her a typical cliche MC, I decided to make her become aware of her surroundings and doesn't want to be paired with any of the romantic characters, lmao.
 My original MC is a guy, btw. will redraw him sooooonnnnn....
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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PART 2 BABYYYYYY
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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Kinda forgot the password to this Tumblr thing...
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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🕺 YONA YONA DANCE 🕺
Watch on Youtube
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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Text Dividers || #002
More Floral Text Dividers made by yours truly, Lauren ♡
Use it anywhere for photoshop, edits, coding, etc. Credit is not necessary but it is appreciated ♡ Like/Reblog if you use it ^-^
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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I was commissioned by a wonderful girl named Lisa to create these UR Gluttony card overlays for a project they were working on. I was unfortunately not given and @ to tag them on tumblr, but she was kind enough to allow me to post them for public use! As usual, the first two are for character cards and the last two are of memory cards.
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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If any of y’all wanna make your own screenshot edits here’s a transparent png of the textbox I made and a few backgrounds that should scale with it. Feel free to use them for your oc’s!
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crazylazybeast · 2 years
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So I made UR card templates! The Obey Me! devs don't want people to use the official UR card template so I made monochrome card templates for each sin. And as an added bonus, I made the rainbow UR card template (using all of the boys' colors). The rainbow one could be used for OCs or even nonfandom stuff ig (I just liked how it looked).
Free to use. No need to ask to use it, too. But credit me! To do so, I want there to be a link to this post so people have an easy time finding it. Please and thank you uvu
EDIT: People are, in fact, allowed to chang the colors of the card templates! If you vibe with other colors, who am I to tell you no? Actually, you can edit it all you want, just credit me still please.
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