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okay guys how do you prevent bots from following its getting annoying
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if you fuck yourself though...thats one curious instance
english is a minefield… if someone is fucking you that's sex, that's good… but if they fucked you that's usually a bad thing… if they're fucking with you, also bad… if they fuck with you then that's good again
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anyone else relate
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wheres that picture of like the performers at the bolshoi or somewhere reading about gagarin going into space during intermission while all still in costume
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occasional posts from users
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fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.
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maybe having a husband and a child will solve my problems (girl who is about to begin the most heinous series of mistake in her life)
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One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.
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Bro balls collection part 1
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what the fuck are you trying to sell me
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need to be skinny before i ƙm§ hehe
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house would definitely say “let’s go lesbians” frequently. especially when leading his ducklings somewhere
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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault
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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
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the concept of time no longer exists to me
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