scarf.
they should invent nose warmers
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you ok beeba? youve been doing alot of romantic posts
and yes
if we were both frogs would u sit on a lilypad with me? 🥺👉👈
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you will be a pillow. best offer
this holiday i would like to be someone's bitch (affectionate)
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no touch the moobs, they are mine to squeeze
how tf do some men have bigger thighs than me
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small is friend shaped.
I wish I were friend shaped but I'm just shaped 😔
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2022:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2012:i wanna go to space
2013:i wanna be an artist
2014:i wanna be a driver
2015:i wanna be a mechanic
2016:food is nice
2017:sleep is nice
2018:i wanna die
2019:can i die yet?
2020:please, just fucking kill me
2021:fuck.
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Write a piece about two assassins trying to kill each other
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fuck, i got kung pow penised.
To defeat the lich, the party must collect the ancient runes of
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my brain laser etches the bad memories into 20 foot steel
and the good memories are a loose collection of sand on a massage chair.
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im sorry, but i sat here and imagined the green goblin screaming that at spiderman (specifically tom hollands spiderman)
A villain that asks their nemesis for their pronouns
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so. are you telling me, that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is an onomatopoeia?
cc õ )___\ Not to brag, but I know some pretty big words.
cc û )___\ Like "whilst"
cc .)___\ And "tubular".
cc •)___\ Oh, and "onomatopoeia".
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heh. Y O I N K
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no.
Can you guys stop making my ask box look like the comment section underneath a baby sensory video please I beg you
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Who knew 2 pounds of cheese and a rat named Charles could be the recipe for a nuclear bomb?
In a world where everyone has a superpower, you have alchemy. Your actions have birthed a new phrase, “those who create are far more dangerous then those who destroy.”
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i evergreen it.
what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloody divorce“
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hmmm, were they precooked? if not even a single tater tot needs like 3, so id say probably 7 or so?
tumblr is special because [incorrect answers only pls]
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i hate ace exclusionists. Grow Up
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