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Milfboss: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Penis: We're chopsticks!
Milfboss: Well... that's cute!
Milfboss: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Shitty: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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ghost story by charming disaster definitely gives milfanus vibes and no, i will not take criticissm (/lh)
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penis smp incorrect quotes 2 was this on the wrong blog
can we maybe possibly have some of the lore behind the video game on the gen loss website
I mean when you think about it it’s the first time you had control. And what exactly did you do?
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i'll sip my boiled gatorade in response
Cr1nge1sd34d: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Admiral Anus: It’s not water.
Cr1nge1sd34d: Vodka! I like your sty-
Admiral Anus: It’s vinegar.
Cr1nge1sd34d: …What?
Admiral Anus: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
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thanks penis for the boost
ayo. hi im cr1ng3, or just cringe (the second), but that last three is pretty important because cr1ngeculture exists (theyre my rival). you could also call me dead i think thats funny
(jokes aside, my actual names are sky/ozzy and a bunch of others i dont care to list. any pronouns)
im a member of the psmp², a reboot of the penis smp! it started as an unreality joke but we are Making it Real
this blog is for me to fuck around and reblog penismp stuff
oh yeah and my twitch is skythealmighty thumbs up
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true and real
In my Wilbur Soot arc. First cover on the official sfb69 soundcloud, listen to my music pls
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STRAIFHT BANGERRRRRR
So uh. I never thought I'd post this, but.
Back in the days of the Penis SMP phenomenon going around MCYTblr, I was on one of the 'real' servers that popped up, and got...actually attached to the guy I had made up. Just a blaze-turned-person, raising a kid and running an inn.
And I wrote a song that he would've written. (It has a guitar part, but I'm too rusty to play it right now.) A lullaby, that I've carried with me all this time.
And tonight, the nostalgia's hitting just so, and I thought I'd bring him out for the minific. And so this is the song that goes along with this story right here.
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happy late birthday milfboss 🎊
ANYWAY FUCKIGN UH. JUMPSCARE, PENIS SMP WAS A WHOLEASS YEAR AGO EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MILFBOSS
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Welcome to the revival.
PENISMP SQUARED
https://discord.gg/acsk8YDgYg
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ayo. hi im cr1ng3, or just cringe (the second), but that last three is pretty important because cr1ngeculture exists (theyre my rival). you could also call me dead i think thats funny
(jokes aside, my actual names are sky/ozzy and a bunch of others i dont care to list. any pronouns)
im a member of the psmp², a reboot of the penis smp! it started as an unreality joke but we are Making it Real
this blog is for me to fuck around and reblog penismp stuff
oh yeah and my twitch is skythealmighty thumbs up
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