to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry
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shower beer but its a coke zero instead
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some people say she's undatable... heartbreaking </3
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honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"
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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left
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Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd
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i thought this was the front side of the tshirt at first and it became x100 funnier
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insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?
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“Kazul’s not my dragon.“ Cimorene said sharply. “I’m her princess. You’ll never have any luck dealing with dragons if you don’t get these things straight.”
Dealing With Dragons - Patricia C. Wrede
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Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
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