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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world
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he's so silly I can't omg
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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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my brain produced the phrase “can’t get a moment of homoerotic peace” the other day and now i can’t stop saying it
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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Jean: Oh when I have scars it's a problem but when HE has scars nobody minds
Jeremy: Jean he's trans
Jean: And I am French
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Dadmack or smthn .
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