you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

i shouldnt be at the club i should be at a monastery. illuminating texts and shit

guiding light

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

William Etty - Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828-30)

Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

brutalist strap on

rococo strap on

art deco strap on

Ive got the strap on and Im writing beautiful poetry about resilience

I go one day extra off my t shot and I start yearning like a woman again. It's not something that can be expunged. I need to feel

genuinely thought that the “t” in “tgirl” meant “testosterone” when i first saw the term and i was like “hell yeah girls with the ‘rone… kinda awesome”