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#this is literally my fiancée#it checks out that she was a florist for years when i met her#i tell her i think she has some kind of kin to flowers#they just feel like her anytime I see one#she rlly does photosynthesises#i love her 💖#lol#srry that was kinda a gay rant
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i am woke slenderman collect my 8 pronouns
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Biggest gender affirming situation happened to me the other day.
My fiancée's car needed a jump start, and we asked this guy who pulled into the parking if he could help us. But he only spoke spanish. So we used this translator to talk to each other the whole time and what broken spanglish me and my fiancée knew. Lol
At one point, he was talking to my partner while I was on the phone with my dad and he told her "She is beautiful and also very handsome"
I've been on a gender high since.
#idk if this could be a translation thing?#i know there are masculine and feminine words and stuff#but imma take this one for myself#gender euphoria#i stay winning#i am a girl who is a guy#but a guy who is also a girly#kota rambles
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reblolgos for bigger sample size :))
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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?
#dude is the biggest most epic tumblr sexy man failure out there#which is so in character for him 💖#loser moment#LOLOL#buggy#buggy the clown#one piece
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Beyond any conversation about the value or representation, I think Dead By Daylight shows that being able to dress up the slasher villain you're playing with pride flag cosmetics is just funny and more games should let you do it
#when the group of girl survivors pointed at my lesbian pride charm#which ofc means i refuse to kill any of them#this is the solidarity we need in this world lol#they said- oh you like girls??? well we're also all girls#lol
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#I could name drop like 4 ppl rn LOL#go to therapy#get some help#eat a moonpie#ppl who do that- haha i have trauma ✌️ bit#i immediately dont trust you#stop making your trauma a little teehee quirk that you use as an excuse to treat ppl like shit#when you could maybe stop being a piece of shit and work on yourself to be a better person#🥰🥰#LOL
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This game's voice chat is peak comedy
#the way im addicted to it too???#lethal company has my heart#that long pause i had before it clicked that there was a turret in that room???#LOL#funny as fuck#kota plays games#epic gamer moments
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its really telling where you learned about lapis lazuli. put yours in the tags
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I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing
#i wanna relax#but if i relax it makes me stressed that im not doing anything#bcus societies grind culture makes me feel like im useless if im not doing something all the time#but doing things make me stressed so i need to relax#but if i relax it makes me stressed out bcus i should be doing something#what am I? if im not a cog in the capitalist machine
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
#Literally#like bestie this is juat a regular sale 😭#wdym your biggest black friday deal is buy one get one for $15???#but it'll always pick the cheaper item to be $10#ma'am this is highway robbery#LOL#insane tho how BEFORE black friday i got 70% of 2 pairs of jeans#then the big black friday sale is... 50% almost everything 😭😭#this shit is NUTS#i miss when ppl conga lined through walmart#oops i typod so hard on the prices#it was $10#not $15#LOl#BUT STILL
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Absolutely insane img lineup on my Instagram fyp
#not even the first time this has happened#i was cackling#i thought it was one whole video#LOLOL#kota rambles
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Asexual flag color picked from the celibacy gif
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How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.
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