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courtscaptor · 4 years

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okay yeah i bit the bullet. on a sort of trial basis, nana can now be found on @quirkladen ! follow me over there if you’d like. if not, thanks for the good times on this blog! MWAH!

having a Big Think about putting nana on my multimuse because i never fucking come on here gdkshgkdhslkgh

#ooc.

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having a Big Think about putting nana on my multimuse because i never fucking come on here gdkshgkdhslkgh

#ooc.#maybe perhaps mayhaps i will..... since the multimuse is now multifandom anyways. HM

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courtscaptor · 4 years

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TieTuesday Sentence Starters

“Actually, you kinda just look like a huge dumbass, dude.“

“All I have is my mystique and my notoriety.”

“Being illiterate is bullshit.”

“‘Fucked up’ is a strong term for the best thing I’ve seen all day.”

“God, cheating owns.”

“Good thing I didn’t enter a blood pact with anyone!”

“Honor is a word a lot of people use as an excuse when they don’t go all in.”

“Here’s my new strategy. It’s called ‘hit them.’”

“I’m gonna be their anchor by which I mean I’m going to pull them underwater.”

“I’m gonna punch this man to hell!”

“I’m here to do not crime.”

“I’ve decided the best adventure is fuck y’all.”

“I can drink blood and enjoy it but also a beer.”

“I don’t care what you say. A ghost is not faster than a helicopter!”

“I fucked up garbage style.”

“I get divine inspiration from the worst places.”

“I like the power and I like being a huge dick.”

“I need to have a bad time is what I need to do.”

“I spin garbage into gold. That’s my move.“

“I wanted to do a traitor.”

“I wasn’t really super paying attention because I’m me.”

“It’s like the greatest hits of all the shit I don’t want to see.”

“Lovely work. Time to fuck it all up!”

“Make me horny bad. Bad style.“

“Man, all of this looks like some fuckin’ bullshit I don’t want to do.”

“Nice jacket. Does it come in ‘not a dipshit’?”

“Nothing gets the ladies going more than a man with ripped pants crying on the ground.”

“Thanks! Everything I do is fake!”

“That’s just cheating! That’s not strategy! That’s cheating!”

“That was less of a jump scare and more of a spooky drive-by.”

“The chicken nugget is the black truffle of the common man.”

“The law isn’t inherently good. Crime isn’t inherently bad. This is inherently bullshit.”

“The laws of the universe mean nothing. I’ll steal from anywhere I please.”

“The question is fuck you.”

“The moral of this story: don’t murder children, I guess?”

“This sucks! I love it!”

“Too dumb to live, too horny to die!”

“We are at peak awooga.”

“What is your whole shit?”

“You’re allowed to have an opinion. I’m allowed to call you a dipshit for it.”

“You fuckin’ dickwhistle! I’m trying to make the donuts!”

“You shot a hole through space time since you suck so bad.”

“You sure you want me to punch you into the shadow realm?”

“You took me on a ruse cruise to Notfunnyville, you son of a bitch!”

#askmemes.#havent reblogged a meme in a million years kdghkghksdlhg #really scrollin thru my meme tag and blindly clicking rb here ksdhgklshg

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courtscaptor · 4 years

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conseille replied to your post “ BOLD what definitely...”

laksjdf i could see both like she hypes up her friends like a bard but got the strength of a barbarian

bardbarian nana b like *strums lute to the tune of the hit song “basketball” by bow wow but also she’s fucking flexing*

#conseille #ooc.#nana playing d&d for the first and last time like My Goal In This Campaign Is To Invent Basketball

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courtscaptor · 4 years

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nanayerin aesthetic board b/c i am always thinking about Them 🥺💖 // @conseille

#conseille #nanayerin tag.#i did some mb prompts on another blog earlier and i wanted to make one for. the gfs......#i haven't been here for a minute but rest assured these two are always on my mind i love them so much #most of these imgs are from their pinterest board but i fiddled around w/ the hue/saturation/contrast settings so dfkshglkdh

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courtscaptor · 4 years

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𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 : 𝒅𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔

BOLD what definitely applies to your muse; ITALICIZE what somewhat applies to your muse.

𝙱𝙰𝚁𝙱𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙽 » toothy grins, stories around the campfire, clothes covered in pet hair, hot temper, old jeans, heartbeat in head, potatoes and steak, beaded jewelry, bruises like galaxies, mementos, backpack stuffed full, craigslist furniture, spontaneous road trips, air ripped from lungs

𝙱𝙰𝚁𝙳 » homemade bread, white lies, easily excited, trying on hats, band geek, pep talks, no impulse control, sunsets, vintage fashion, long showers, selfies, following dreams, rosy cheeks, song mash-ups, pink lemonade with tequila, loves easily, animated storyteller, full of comebacks

𝙲𝙻𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙲 » list of wishes, biting their tongue, band-aids and neosporin, shoulder to cry on, morning sun, necklaces, trial and error, homemade quilts, formal clothing, astrology fan, messages in bottles, pleated braids, speaking up for friends, feathers, motivational quotes, vivid dreams

𝙳𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙳 » bird watching, shy kid, wind chimes, trying to whistle, summer camp, apple orchards, lost in their head, glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling, hoodies, thrift shopping, saving worms off the sidewalk, pig latin, bare feet, thunderstorms, numb fingers, braided hair, naming potted plants

𝙵𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙴𝚁 » goosebumps, leather jackets, adventure, chewing nails, cares deeply but can’t show it, bronze locks, no sleep, taste of iron, netflix binges, never forgets, combat boots, stories behind scars, table for one, official soundtracks, sore calves, trusts themselves the most

𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙺 » always trying to be better, wanderlust, meditation, sweat pants, old photographs, yoga, sleeping in hammocks, nostalgia, minimalist design, a breath of fresh air, baby animals, volunteering, perfectionist, doesn’t care about fashion, healthy snacks, noticing the little things

𝙿𝙰𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽 » school uniforms, thick jackets, sleeping with the windows open, logical advice, scrapbooking, compasses, i fight for my friends, sculpture gardens, cold morning air, big soul, likes routine, secret romantic, last to get jokes, sunflowers, practical presents, misty weather

𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 » herbal tea, smell of rain, blinking away tears, camping trips, collecting bones, swiss army knives, first impressions, anxious thoughts, bobby pins, burnt marshmallows, too competitive, clothes lines, messenger bags, holding grudges, gets along better with animals than people

𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚄𝙴 » flirtatious sarcasm, candid photos, lost phone chargers, adrenaline rush, picking dirt out from beneath their nails, social chameleon, clashing clothes, self-deprecating jokes, claw machines, sits in chairs wrong, smudged eyeliner, has too many sunglasses, eats nothing or everything

𝚂𝙾𝚁𝙲𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚁 » infectious laugh, family trees, shivers down their spine, lipstick and roses, mood swings, clumsy, believing in destiny, high expectations, sleeping in darkness, collection of nail polish, passionate, good grades but never studies, poetry books, blowing kisses, not knowing their own strength

𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙺 » knowing everyone’s secrets, backpack covered in pins, envy, being in walmart late at night, earl grey, selective memory, conspiracy theories and cryptids, keysmashing, need to know basis, can’t cook, bags under eyes, experimental art, flickering bulbs, black clothing all year long

𝚆𝙸𝚉𝙰𝚁𝙳 » piles of textbooks, cat in lap, keeping a diary, indecision, scented candles, studying alone in a café, lingering touches, museum dates, unanswered questions, taking on too much responsibility, collections, chalk dust, comfy robes, unnecessary apologies, coming home after a long day

TAGGED BY // @conseille TAGGING // steal it from me!

#hmmm. bard/barbarian? interesting!!#dash games.#ty for tagging me even though it's been A Minute since i was on here dkshgkldshgklsdh

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courtscaptor · 4 years

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i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

#isms.

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courtscaptor · 4 years

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gadian-shin‌:

“Shit, you are right,” he slapped himself on the forward despite the wet snow clumped on his mitten clad hand. Oh, how could he ever have forgotten that? Put together, he and Nana could do anything, or least the combined force of their energy realistically could probably do anything. They just needed to get a little creative to overcome the hurdles their genetic code had given them.

Like a blind man being shown light for the first time, his whole face lights up and he nods enthusiastically in agreement with the plan that was being proposed. “Nana… you really are a genius!” He slapped the giant base of their snowmen in his excitement, leaving a tiny dent when his hands had made impact. An easy enough fix once they were done laying the framework. “I can’t believe I didn’t think of that! Although…” A frown, almost a pout appeared on his face and he stretched his arms out flat across the snowball, his chin digging into the surface. “I don’t think mom has any planks of wood…”

“…But would an ironing board work?” He suddenly seemed a lot brighter than he had been 0.2 seconds ago. A sparkle in his eyes as he took a step back from the mound of snow, his hands stretched out as if he planned to take a picture of the thing. “Yeah, yeah! It’s long enough it should work! What do you think?”

Tipping her head up and propping her fists against her hips, she basks under the warm force of his praise for several minutes, nodding along to his compliments with a self-satisfied smile. "I know! Ain't I just?" Nana's grin grows ever-wider and brighter at Nishinoya's mirrored enthusiasm for her idea. She surges forward to drum her fingers excitedly over the slightly-malformed lump of snow between the two of them, then cocks her head curiously as his expression purses into one of contemplation.

"An ironing board?" Nana tips her upper body to one side, propping a gloved hand thoughtfully under her chin and squinting upwards at the sky, visualizing the item in her mind's eye. Her eyes widen, gleaming with enthusiasm as she turns her attention back to Nishinoya's visionary gestures. A muffled clap of gloved hand smacking gloved hand resounds in the air between them alongside an eager series of nods. "Haaa? What's with this?! We're both havin' super good ideas today, huh! Power, looks, and brains?" She opens her arms grandiosely to gesture between them. "We're the whole package!"

"D'you think your mom'd let us use it?" Hopefully so--their master plan hinges on mama-Nishinoya's cooperation. Circling around the mass of snow, she flashes a cheeky grin and elbows him playfully. "Are we gonna need some'a that good ol' Koizumi charm? 'Cause I'll switch the smoulder on if I gotta."

#they share a brain cell but it's huge #the downside is they can only use it for sports or goofing off. that's the tradeoff #ic.#rp.#gadian shin #gadian-shin

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courtscaptor · 4 years

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take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

#isms.

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