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I feel like Courtney is most definitely a clothing thief. Like that girl probably has an entire section in her closet dedicated to Duncan’s shirts & Bridgette’s hoodies, that she’s casually snatched throughout the years.
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my favourite thing about noah from total drama and is that he saw the cliff dive challenge, jumping into shark infested water and went ‘yea ok, i can do that :)’ but absolutely refused to play a game of dodgeball
that is just so funny to me
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A friend and I came up with this really interesting TDI “red thread of fate” AU where Courtney’s soulmate (we chose Heather because in the context of this scenario it made the most sense) used the red thread like puppet strings, manipulating and using courtney’s undying love to get ahead. Because the two are soulmates, Courtney cannot escape her fate of being strung along for as long as she lives, until she meets Duncan, who ends up severing Courtney’s thread, causing her to defy fate, and truly fall in love.
(If you’d like to actually write a fic/draw something for this AU I would LOVE to see it, as I think it’s a pretty neat concept!)
#total drama island#tdi#tdi courtney#red string of destiny#red string au#red thread of fate#duncney#heathney#puppet au
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Courtney relationship headcanons! Both platonic + romantic ones! (this is going to be a long one)
Duncney!! (romantic)
- Duncan takes Courtney on the most show stopping, thoughtful, and romantic dates EVER, but he still manages to show up dressing like a hobo
- Courtney tends overworks herself, but Duncan will quite literally throw her over his shoulder to go out for coffee or something like that
- Both Courtney and Duncan can cook really well, but physically CANNOT share a kitchen without setting it ablaze with all of their constant bickering
- Duncan simps so hard for Courtney’s singing voice.
- Duncney does frequent karaoke nights with the rest of the KB5
- Whenever Duncan sees anything with the word “princess” on it, he automatically buys it for Courtney. (The tackier the item, the better)
- Duncan likes his coffee black, while Courtney likes it with an ungodly amount of sugar and creamer
Heathney!! (romantic)
- Heather is a lot taller than Courtney, affectionately giving her the nickname “shortney” (canon heights can cry me a river, we all know courtney is a short little hobgoblin who isn’t afraid to kick anyone’s ass)
- Courtney and Heather cannot vocally express their feelings for one another for the life of them, so Heather just resorts to leaving flowers (either carnations or heathers) on courtney’s work desk. While Courtney writes Heather “anonymous poetry”
- Heather carries Courtney EVERYWHERE. Courtney will be reading and minding her own business, then Heather will just randomly pick her up, and tote her around bridal style
- These bitches try to one up each other on EVERYTHING, including romantic gestures. Heather writes Courtney a sweet note? Courtney fires back with an entire novel. Etc
- Courtney is prone to anxiety attacks, and Heather is the only one who can properly calm her down.
- They talk shit about people on their dates
- Heather loves braiding courtney’s hair
Bridgeney (platonic)!
- They watch cheesy rom coms together
- there was a period of time where people thought they were dating
- Bridgette and Courtney are super emotionally open with each other, and most of the time their conversations end with them both sobbing and hugging
- They help each other get ready for dates
- Bridgette wears sandals and shorts in the snow, while Courtney is wearing sweaters in august
- closest friends you will EVER meet
- They call each other “Bridge” and “Court” NEVER by their full names
Gwourtney! (platonic, I’m sorry I can’t do romantic Gwourtney😭 I love it as a concept, but it just doesn’t do it for me)
- Gwen does courtney’s makeup
- Gwen has a FAT CRUSH on Courtney, but Courtney is blissfully unaware
- Gwen draws Courtney all of the time
- They act like Katie and Sadie sometimes tbh
- They clown on each other for their abhorrent love lives
Trentney (platonic)
- They write music together a LOT
- I feel like there were romantic feelings there, but the timing wasn’t right
- They give each other really insightful advice
- When Trent split from the drama brothers, he went forward with his solo music career. However, he did a concert tour around Canada with Courtney, since they’re the musical duo we deserved
- Trent is a good shoulder to lean on for Courtney when it comes to her anger management, as he’s generally pretty relaxed
Scottney (romantic)
- Scott calls Courtney his boyfriend, and Courtney calls Scott her girlfriend
- They definitely have those boyfriend girlfriend matching shirts
- Scott takes Courtney to his farm and his different lifestyle absolutely AMAZES her. Like she is in love with all of this farm animals
- Courtney is shockingly comforting and soothing when it comes to Scott’s trauma with Fang. She helps him calm down whenever he has a panic attack about that god damn shark
- Ice cream sundaes are outlawed.
Courtma (platonic)
- Courtney and Emma work at the same lawfirm. They kick ass.
- They get along scarily well. Like…you’d expect them to butt heads, but no! They agree on practically everything
Courtler (platonic)
-Tyler is a dumb jock, but Courtney is a smart gymnast
-Tyler is prone to injury, but courtney’s CIT medical training saves the day!
-They’re bffs and I can’t tell you why I will die on that hill
Courtlody (platonic)
- Cousins perhaps?
- Courtney and Ellody are in STEM club or something together
- I just think they’d geek out together and it would be cute
Zoney (platonic)
- Zoey KNOWS Courtney has a big old heart deep down, and is determined to find it. When she eventually does weasel her way into courtney’s heart, their friendship is beyond wholesome
- They go out to brunch together
- The kind of gal pals who have sleepovers and talk about their deepest darkest secrets
- cuddle but in a platonic way
Coco (platonic)
-Courtney and Cody have a sibling dynamic. That’s all
Courterra (platonic)
- Heather simps fr
- Sierra will say the most diabolically personal thing about Courtney, but that escalated to Sierra finding the root of Courtney’s problems and working through things
- Shockingly good friends
#tdi courtney#courtney total drama#total drama#total drama island#tdi#duncney#heathney#scottney#totaldrama#headcanon#tdi heather#tdi duncan#tdi bridgette
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i think it would be funny if they were a team in TDRR lmao
(background by @slimeysodaa)
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Duncan is genuinely so funny to me because he spends so much time flirting and talking big game around Courtney and yet every time SHE initiates a kiss or teases him instead he reacts like how a vintage mgm cartoon animal would react to getting kissed on the cheek. I’m half expecting smoke to come out of his ears and his eyes to turn into little hearts before he melts into the ground. Looney tunes looking ass
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Duncan, internally: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.
Courtney: What the fuck are you looking at?
Duncan, internally: I love you.
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its MY [character headcanons] so I get to [ignore them whenever its convenient for me]
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OK so i put “chris mclean” as my name at Starbucks and the barista yelled “FROM TOTAL DRAMA???” and i said “YESS” and then the barista poured cyanide into my coffee
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LMAO THIS GOT ME
Bridgette: *In the most stressful moment of her life*
Team Amazon:
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