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reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice
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my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”
i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”
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No No Youre Fine!! Ive Barely Been Online Anyway!!
Yes! I Am!! And Youre.. Sun??
Im Sorry If T)(ats Wrong???
@kiilohaem )(i! )(owre You???
#I Know You Told Me A Few Months Back In T)(at Drag Race Livestream#But T)(at Was Maybe 10 Years Ago#Kiilohaem
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The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.
Please:
Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are
Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything
Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides.
If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge
Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting
Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.
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Im Sorry Guys My Tumblr App Cras)(ed And So I Started Playing Pokemon Go And Forgot To Get Back On!!
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At last! My tiny fluffy teddy bear moths have arrived!
My first southern flannel moth adult emerged from his cocoon this morning. You may remember my previous posts of them: as caterpillars, they are the most adorable fluffy shy hairballs who are also so venomous their stings are considered the most painful kind you can get in North America.
They were so cute and I wanted to hold them SO BAD but the closest I could get was stroking the side of the tank while I wept over how life was so cruel to deny me the joy of holding these sweet babies.
Well, my first sweet baby is here. A boy: his antennae are feathered to detect the scent females let out to attract mates. I knew they were small, but I was still surprised to see this tiny baby. Every surface is covered in fluffy fur.
His little black boots. His fluffy bum. His orange mustache 😭
I’m not going to lie. I kissed him. He is perfect.
Cocoon made July 6, emerged August 8, 2017
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)(ey Guys Guess W)(o’sNot Actually Dead!
()(int: Its Me)
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villains are hard to play --
gastonlefevre:
Please remember that just because someone is playing a villainous character doesn’t mean that they don’t love their character, or don’t have a version of it that is perhaps new to you. Respect the muns of villains as much as you would respect any other mun, and remember to work with them.
It is very hard to play a villainous character in a world full of heroes and cinnamon rolls, and the muns who pick them up and are willing to give them a try deserve some extra support and love, because they’re going to need it. Love the villain muns, respect their autonomy as players, and don’t try to force their character to submit to your plot desires just because you’re playing a hero. Heroes might not always win, and heroes are not always more interesting, not always better characters – they’re just typically more popular because most of us want to be good, and it’s a lot easier to self-insert with a morally good character for many people.
Respect your villains. If they’re canon characters, don’t assume that they’re all the same as every other one you’ve seen. If they’re original, respect that their mun is giving you a neat new antagonist to deal with.
Conflict is necessary, and villain muns deserve to enjoy their RP experience, too!
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Really Flat Earth Theory:
Same as regular flat earth theory but mountains are fake.
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
#Please~#//Sorry ive been gone for so long#//finals have been kicking my butt#//im not fully back but figured i could put these out there for when I am!
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THERE’S NOTHING IMMATURE ABOUT NOT WANTING TO HAVE SEX!!!
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THE SEX, THEN YOU DO NOT FREAKIN’ HAVE TO!!! IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU’RE NOT GROWN UP OR YOU’RE NOT AN ADULT!!! WHATEVER REASON YOU ABSTAIN FROM SEX, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU CHILDISH OR IMMATURE!!! YOU’RE ADULTING LIKE A FUCKING PRO!!! KEEP IT UP!!!
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What kind of trouble do you get into?
W)(at Kind Of Trouble Are We Talking??Ive Gotten Into A Drunken Fig)(t Before Wit)( Anot)(er Girl Once! T)(at Was A LONG Time Ago T)(oug)(..Um I Use To Sneak Into Abandon Buildings And )(unt For Insects!! (Id Still Do It If I )(ad A )(unting Buddy!)Ot)(er T)(en A Few Occasions Like T)(at I Dont Really Like Getting Into Trouble!
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little things that make me fall 4 people
having a nickname for me (not necessarily a mushy romantic one)
using my name in conversation
complimenting something I’m not super fond of about myself
sending me pictures of stuff that reminds you of me
listening to my music
recommending music to me
picking up little phrases I use and starting to use them
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Send a “❤” if you wish to rp with our characters. Send a “❤❤” if you wish to plot with our characters. Send a “❤❤❤” if you wish to ship with our characters.
Alternately: Send a “❤❤❤❤❤❤” if you wish to do all of the above.
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