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coulroptera · 4 hours
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The parallels when gideon realizes she has to die in Gideon the Ninth, and when Harrow realizes she has to live in Harrow the Ninth
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coulroptera · 1 day
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overtly fascist america sending its footsoldiers to a fucking university protest and its not even may yet. remind me somebody how voting for biden is a lesser evil or how voting in general is relevant to what the real world ends up like
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coulroptera · 1 day
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I am two hundred dead sons and daughters of my house
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coulroptera · 1 day
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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coulroptera · 1 day
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my favourite part about the current us election is the amount of spineless liberals who keep repeating 'voting is your baseline exercise of rights!' and then... getting mad when people use that right to vote for who they actually want to support i.e a third party because 'nooooo!! but thats splitting the vote!!!' like come on the jokes genuinely write themselves how can you claim someone has a right to use their vote and should and then get mad when its not being used how you want???
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coulroptera · 2 days
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DAY 4 - Evil Twi X Pinkie >:3
I actually came up with a whole au based on this where Twilight was corrupted by Daybreaker into becoming malicious but is later softened and redeemed after she meets Pinkie Pie.
Calling it the Corrupted Twilight AU
Lore below the cut if you're interested :3
Basically, Twilight was still taken under Celestia's wing as her prized pupil, but this time with malicious intent. Celestia was already Daybreaker at this point, and she had banished Luna to the moon after she realized that her elder sister was ruling with crocked ideas. Twilight grows up isolated from basically everypony else, even her real parents, and was taught by Daybreaker that nopony but her is to be trusted, tricking her into valuing knowledge and power. She secures this by using her powers as well as the nightmare forces to turn her into an alicorn at the promise of said knowledge and power, and that they will rule all of Equestia together, something that Daybreaker claimed that Luna failed to do.
Times passes and at some point when traveling to Ponyville to cause some destruction for fun, Twilight spots this pink pony just kind of chilling there and is basically like, "Hey mom, can I keep her?" "Huh? Yeah, sure, whatever."
Though because she soon gets attached to Pinkie Pie, she starts realizing that everything that Daybreaker had taught her was wrong, and with Pinkie and eventually the rest of the main 6's help they bring back Luna, rescuing her from her moon prison, and they defeat Daybreaker together. They also maybe kiss and stuff :3
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coulroptera · 1 month
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tired of medication positivity posts that assume everyone has a positive relationship with medication
here’s to people who don’t take medication that their doctors want them to take. here’s to people who get marked noncompliant. here’s to people who get sectioned or hospitalized bc they won’t take their meds. here’s to people who self-medicate w nonprescription drugs. here’s to the people in withdrawal. here’s to the people who would rather deal with their symptoms than medication side effects. here’s to the “treatment-resistant” people who have never found medication that helps at all. here’s to the people who are only on meds nonconsensually. here’s to people who refuse meds for “irrational” or “stupid” reasons. here’s to people for whom taking meds is a trauma trigger. here’s to people who are disabled from past medications. here’s to people who are constantly being pressured into taking meds they don’t want and having to defend their “no” over and over again
yes, lots of people need their meds. yes, meds can be important. but don’t forget us
fuck everyone who calls us anti-science or anti-recovery. who says we are hurting other ppl by talking about our choices. bodily autonomy includes the right to say NO. even to medical treatment.
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coulroptera · 2 months
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ok i gave my middle class friends on facebook a head start on this but who wants to see a fun trans lesbian play some hockey in april in hamilton? its me, im the butch on the right. my friend already got in and i cant squeeze that shit on my budget this month. as much as im more financially stable at the moment. hi im audrey or odds for short
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its "$100" (i could use an extra 20 its not 100). ill be going to watch my friend play regardless. my paypal is [email protected] or honestly you could even dm queer hockey hamilton on instagram and figure it out with them saying its for audrey. im holding up a spot for another night it seems and if this can be figured out by the morning thatd be nice
but i bet theres middle class people on facebook who would be interested in sponsoring me or whatever anyway. it might just take a couple days and idk how long theyre gonna put up with my shit in hamilton lol. again im holding up a spot that someone else could use. ill be a door girl anyway this is just getting silly and i should start asking for support again
trying to connect with more trans women in the hockey world again and its been so hard after we lost lauren. i dont know how many people knew she was a goalie. i wish we couldve skated together in this lifetime. i might have to learn to play goalie again, its been a while. i just met carly jackson the other day can you believe it? i hope the magnet that is utica wont keep them too busy that weekend.
thank you for reading and/or sharing this. it means a lot to me. merci and miigwetch from a french settler on stolen anishinaabe land to any and all
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coulroptera · 2 months
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the mane six... but fluffier! 🐾
twt | etsy
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coulroptera · 2 months
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a gay elf walks into a bar and
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coulroptera · 2 months
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customer: can u check the back
me: sure! :)
me in the back:
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coulroptera · 2 months
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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that is is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure.  Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.
You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).
You are Ianthe Tridentarius.
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coulroptera · 2 months
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coulroptera · 2 months
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Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.
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coulroptera · 2 months
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coulroptera · 2 months
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why is pinkiw pie lowkey a bpd icon
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coulroptera · 2 months
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