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coufae · 4 years
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not exactly human traits I wish I had:
fangs
small horns (iffy abt this one, might wanna be more low key)
strong sharp growing nails
pupils that dilate like cats
also reflective eyes (like when light hits cat eyes lol)
hair that can be fiber optic lights at the end in any color at will (or whenever I feel strong enough)
slightly unnaturally green eyes
smell cold
cold lips, normal color
slightest scales on my collar bones and cheek bones, just enough to look like highlighter but a teeny bit unnaturally so
slightly pointed ears
cheeks slightly a little too pink and flush
ability to communicate with animals and plants and rocks
who knows, might add more :^)
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coufae · 4 years
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anyway my bfs dad doesnt like me bc hes a millionaire who thinks poor ppl are just lazy so he thinks that my family were lazy bc they were poor, he also doesnt like me bc im disabled and “hiS sOn dEsErVeS bEtTeR tHaN tHaT” and he ALSO doesnt like me bc im an orphan and somehow im still expected to go to mothers day dinner w him????? insane
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coufae · 4 years
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It really freaks me out that people think body hair is unsanitary. Like y'all are just so brainwashed if you believe that body hair is perfectly normal and fine on men, but on women its suddenly dirty? Use your critical thinking skills for a few damn seconds, I’m begging you.
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coufae · 4 years
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“sometimes i miss you so deeply in all of your darkness and wrongness for me. i miss you in my chest.”
— wishonthem
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coufae · 5 years
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The Secret of Cooking for Cats, written by Martin A Gardner and illustrated by Clare Barnes, 1965
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coufae · 5 years
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infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt
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coufae · 5 years
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watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy
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coufae · 5 years
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Uploading again, I fixed some stuff.
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coufae · 5 years
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Interview with Lisa Robinson, 1984.
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coufae · 5 years
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Queen – 1974 From left to right: Deacon John, Fleddie Mercury, Roger Taylor and Drian May
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coufae · 5 years
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coufae · 5 years
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people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).
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coufae · 5 years
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no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle
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German or Dutch cutlass, 17th century.
from Helios Auctions
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coufae · 5 years
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There’s a thunderstorm going on outside and every Romantic bone in my frantic little body wants to go outside and get soaked to the skin, there’s something so enormous and vital about being wet through with rain, or swimming in the sea, or leaning against a high wind. I was definitely put on this earth to die of consumption before the age of 25
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the near kisses of the honky cat sequence // staring Taron Egerton and Richard Madden as Elton John and John Reid 
Rocketman (2019) dir. Dexter Fletcher
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