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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck
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Reanimated speed racer meme but its 2012 donnie to himself.
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I CAN HEAR THIS !!!
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Turtle luck am I right? Take two Bc the panels were out of order last upload oopssss
#THIS WOULD BE ONE OF THOSE GOOD ASS#TASTY ASS#GAVIN HIGNIGHT EPISODES#THESE RAPH MOMENTS ARE MY FAVOURITE#WORM MIKEY#tmnt 2012
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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Did you know that one of the most obscure PMD items is a simple banana?
In the original Rescue Team games, there's a banana item that, when eaten, acts identically to a regular apple, restoring 50 hunger.
It is only found in four dungeons in the entire game: Mount Blaze Peak, Frosty Grotto, Mount Freeze Peak, and Magma Cavern Pit.
What's more, this item can only be found inside walls. You can't find them with regular dungeon navigation, you have to go into the walls to find them.
They are absent from Rescue Team DX, likely because they serve very, very little purpose.
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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction
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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
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Wait, a character can become canonically queer and not immediately be sent to super mega turbo hell by the writers???
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I've seen discussions sometimes about how fanfiction-based fandom culture is heavily influenced and dominated by people who are not cis men.
One thing I haven't seen discussed as much though is how much of fandom in general is shaped by neurodivergent people.
I mean, you have autistic and ADHD people with special interests or hyperfixations collecting information and writing detailed meta, connecting very strongly with characters and fandoms. I would not be surprised if the percentage of autistics in fandom communities was significantly higher than in the general public.
And that's not even getting into other types of neurodivergencies and how they influence fandom culture.
I sometimes see people try to divorce fandom culture from the idea of being a "geek", and I understand that this is sometimes because of the association with the sexist geek stereotype, but I also know that there is a connection between the two concepts, and it's probably us neurodivergent people.
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Genuinely what is in those sandwiches from S2E2?? They look really good and I want to be able to make them..
Sandwich #1: Rueben! (So yummy, comfort food my mom would make for me hehe)
Sandwich #2: Muffuletta! (My all time favorite sandwich, especially when it's toasted 😋)
Sandwich #3: Classic ham & cheese!
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