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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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cottoncandyopinions · 4 hours
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this is how people talk about me
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the beautiful original post by @garaks-padded-bra can be found here, with additions from @acrowbyanyothername, @starfleetshrimps, @imhaley, @ronzyponyo, @funnywormz, @deepestturtlepielover, @willowandthesagaofgayyearning, @summer-azure, and @spacetronomyfan
(as always, omagpies stuff drops on Patreon @/magpiecrown one month in advance, and there’s already a hefty backlog awaiting everyone 💗)
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listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house
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aint neko tism that shit that catgirls have
ding ding ding that's one point on the board for anon
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Bothering the beast
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the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night
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cottoncandyopinions · 7 hours
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Every calander I've ever seen puts Sunday at the start of the week, so I go by that.
Monday is the start of the *work week*
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cottoncandyopinions · 7 hours
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Continue✨ Keep going✨
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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ppl are like OLEDs are awesome except for the part where youre afraid to use it because their major flaw is ruining themselves over time with use
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