hoffman's car

Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks

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Also large bj

ngl every time i see stuff about like, drugs affecting cognitive development of kids and teens, i think about the fact that it's normal for kids and teens to have caffeine, even tho caffeine also affects cognitive development. i think about the fact that teens are expected to get up extremely early in the morning to get ready for school, and go to bed real late because they only get free time late at night. i think about the fact that society already puts kids and teens through so many things that destroy their physical and mental health, and yet there's no serious effort to change the world to be a kinder place to them

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

just saw another fic that completely misunderstood elementary schoolers. going to make a post as soon as my shift is done

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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happy klinger sunday i would just like to point out that this photo is the only picture on the wikipedia for "Section 8 (military)"

see for yourself

when the most repressed man in the world thinks he's dodged a freud question

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

need you all to know that the thing that finally tipped me over into reading/watching dungeon meshi was the hundred or so posts showing chimera falin breasting boobily around the dungeon while covered in her own blood and half feral that have taken over my dash. i don't have a dick but i do think with it.