Jack in the box fanart !

Gentle persuasion

A veeeeeery loose sequel to this (x)

Three retired surgeons were bragging about their accomplishments.

One doctor bragged that he had a patient show up with 2 legs missing from a tractor accident. He fixed him all up and he became the greatest basketball player of all time.

The next doctor bragged that he had a shark bite patient who had his arms bitten off. He fixed him up and he became a superstar NFL quarterback.

The third doctor laughed at them and said “Oh yeah? Well one time I had a patient arrive after being in a catastrophic car accident. The only thing they were able to recover was his asshole and a bag of Cheetos. I sewed him back together and he went on to become the president of the United States!”

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i see this jason todd who actually looks his very young age (instead of the 30yr old man that comics like to portray)

and feel my heart breaking just imagining bruce beating him up, almost killing him, mind-breaking him, and just overall being a total piece of shit father towards him.

a huge chunk of the reason why people don't view bruce's actions towards jason as abusive or wrong is because jason doesn't look his age. he's drawn to be this 35yr old father of three who looks even older than dick (and way too on par with bruce) that people see their fights as one between batman and any of his regular rogues. when they fight, it just looks like batman is fighting a man his age and not an actual young person. it doesn't look like batman is fighting his son who's barely even drinking age (and who def wasn't drinking age in utrh). their fights are portrayed in a way that eliminates the very real power struggle between them.

this applies to jason's entire character as well. a lot of people don't sympathize with how he died or his actions as robin or his fights with the other bats because he doesn't look his age. he always looks older and scarier than everyone else. tim has many sympathizers from the titans tower incident because jason just looked like a grown man fighting a 12yr old (even tho i disagree, tim was built and like 17 lmfao).

anyways, i just wish comics would actually draw jason to look his age, which literally ranges from 19 to early twenties. he's young- so young, and it's so annoying to see him drawn and written as someone older than even bruce.

Well don't just drop the fact you did looks for a DC Hellfire Gala and then leave

Need you to lower your expectations I'm not actually great at fashion and it is just me messing about not to mention theres only three that are semi presentable but I'll show you them anyway

So I've decided I'm gonna go with the name Jason's time travel fix it au which is a mouth full but I think describes the au fairly well considering you know Jason's in the past and thinks he can stop Bruce from becoming batman ... if you couldn't tell its going piss poorly but he's trying

Vampire Au where Bruce does a height chart for Jason but instead it’s where he is on the bark scale

I think Bruces chart for Jason would look more like

I can only imagine the shenanigans Dick and Jason would get into at galas and as Knightingale and Nightwing. These two have committed atrocities, I can feel it in my bones.

You'd think that but then you also gotta remember Jason is the healer of the group now which means he has a vested interest in Dick and everyone not getting into too much trouble so he doesn't have to keep wasting medical supplies by constanly having to patch them up

Your little Jason's face is so squishable

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