cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen rip atsumu

smash or pass shadow the hedgehog

unckuna

Taxidermist Reader: Hold still. I'm almost done- There. All I had on hand was canine teeth, but fortunately they lined up fairly with the teeth you've lost. Take a look.

[Zombie Yan takes the mirror as Reader hands it to them. They stare at their new teeth for a long while before suddenly plunging their hand into their chest - ripping out their shriveled heart and handing to the Taxidermist]

Taxidermist Reader: Is this some sort of payment? Don't worry, this is more of a hobby for me than it feels like a profession

[The zombie points at an empty space on the shelf where Reader keeps most of their animals]

Taxidermist Reader: Oh. You're giving me your heart because you want me to add it to my collection? It would certainly be an interesting addition. Thank you very much.

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

“If Aang hadn’t run away Katara would be the avatar” “If Aang hadn’t been frozen in ice Yue would’ve been the avatar” wrong. Aang dies with the rest of the air nomads and the Fire Nation does everything to invade the northern and southern water tribes but has no luck until some 16 years later when Fire Lord Azulon gets jumped by some random swamp girl covered in mud and vines and she proceeds to absolutely whallop him. She is never heard from again by any government entity but the people of the earth kingdom tell stories about the wandering hag who will yell at spirits while eating bugs for years to come. She is then reincarnated as The Boulder

why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for something what if im just hungry

save me woc characters who are still hated in 2024 for having emotions save me

Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.

this is genuinely hilarious, bc old ladies love him canonically

“what a great strong young man, we need to feed him immediately 💪”

Poor Zuko

He just wanted to join the Gaang but now the blind girl is moving metal, the sweet watergirl is bending blood and the kid is talking to spirits

At least he can count on Sokka to be normal. Oh, where did you say that sword was from?

Yeah, that’s right, fucking outer space

Honestly it's giving my Serbian ass and Bosnians😭🙏

I think they would've been friends

Aang - if you got arrested, what would be the charges?

and.. of course..

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illustrating the incorrect atla quote from @caylenqueen

(the arson zuko from my other post was originally made for this thing, heh)