i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

i genuinely see the worst of humanity in insta reels comments

Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

Source: Sacramento History Museum

something that really stands out to me about dungeon meshi is that its not like its got these really complex and profound themes coyly tucked away behind a bunch of goofy food/cooking motifs. the goofy food/cooking motifs ARE the complex and profound themes, and the real "oh" moment that notoriously hits everyone like a freight train when theyre reading/watching it isnt the realization that theres story here, but the realization that there was story all along. like. dungeon meshi is about food but its also about hunger. its about ecosystems but its also about community. its about the natural cycle of life/death but its also about legacy. its also about izutsumi

I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.

How do I come out to my parents as bi?

You just did, son. We still love you.

i love rechecking my friends’ pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington

Snowshoe Hare (lepus americanus) holding a piece of meat

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its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

Thank you xenogender people. Thank you neopronoun people. Thank you nounself pronoun people. Thank you it/its pronoun people. Thank you people who want boobs and a dick, or a dick and a pussy, and elf pointed ears and a thousand piercings. Thank you stargender puppyself deep/sea pronoun flag collecting gender hoarding carrd people. Thank you for showing us all the things gender can be, and all the places gender can go, and all the ways we can understand gender as human and more than human. Thank you for opening up all these places to play in and ideas to toy with, all these things about ourselves we can put on and try and take off and discard. Thank you for being brave, thank you for exploring, thank you for paving all these ways. Thank you from the bottom of my heart 🖤

windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today