introducing people to the amazing devil is like. 95% the joy of sharing music i love with people. the other 5% is getting to see them realize that one half of the amazing devil is, in fact, the man who played jaskier in the witcher

watcher's crown

The Sandman + Text Posts Part 1

It’s kinda sad that Geralt’s intelligence is often so overlooked. Geralt who speaks multiple languages. Geralt who understands maths and can call out when someone is trying to rip him off. Geralt who attended some classes at oxenfurt. Geralt who considered becoming a sorcerer. Geralt who reads and philosophises, who always thinks deeply. Geralt is smart and competent and so much more than the people around him would ever give him credit for

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

is the witcher fandom even on here? or existing beyond polish dads? idk but worth a try

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

everybody say thank you fat femmes

oh missy what a pity you don’t understand, you take me by the hearts when you take me by the hand

Dream of the Endless would be a great professor, but you know what else he'd be amazing at?

Children's Librarian

Kids are full of stories. He would absolutely love to hear them and help nurture that creativity. The really young ones could be read to and have nap time. Parents would love him. Kids would love him. Hob would love him.

also it would just be really cute 😌

Dream of the Endless would be a great professor, but you know what else he'd be amazing at?

Children's Librarian

Kids are full of stories. He would absolutely love to hear them and help nurture that creativity. The really young ones could be read to and have nap time. Parents would love him. Kids would love him. Hob would love him.

also it would just be really cute 😌

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

PSA: @jonnywaistcoat just threatened to kill Gwen off because I kept punning in the @macguffinandco stream, so if Gwen just ... disappears, please know that I am sorry, I love her, I have only myself to blame, and I went down laughing.

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

[ID: Digital drawings of Celia Ripley from The Magnus Protocol on gray backgrounds. She is a slim Korean woman with pale skin and short dark purple hair and dimples, and she is wearing black rectangular glasses, an X-shaped stud earring, industrial piercing, and snakebite studs all in gold, black wrist cuffs, a green button-down, dark green trousers, and a purple vest with gold accents and purple shoes. The first image has a bust of her smiling on the left, and a full-body drawing on the right with her standing and stretching her arms behind her, also smiling. The second image has three drawings of her from the shoulders up. The first is of her smiling in profile, the second is a more cartoony one of her looking startled with her hands trying to catch crumbs falling from her mouth as she eats something with an exclamation point over her head, and the last is her smiling over her shoulder and waving as she says "See ya, Sam!" end ID]

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hiiii omg ms. ripley hello how are you <3

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there