mr bonzo’s on his way

and i’ve got a shotgun to keep him away

like oh my god??? i need to draw him now…

”if you could only see, the beast you made of me.”

ok so i really liked how my monster!Daisy turned out on my sketch page, so I made her into a complete piece yahoo

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

this tmagp casting call is probably whatever crawled out of the trap door (ERROR)

OHHH SOFT STATIC AND WHIRRING OF RUNNING TAPE HOW I MISSED YOU

the corruption avatar in me is writhing over this

Alice. Alice please. I can't.

Mr Bonzo being a hitman for the O.I.A.R. was actually NOT on my magnus protocol bingo card

i know this line is some metaphor regarding a creation outgrowing the creator, but i just like the implication that Mr Bonzo owns property. pays taxes and everything

So, TMAGP 10 huh

is mr bonzo at all based on mr blobby

FUCKING MR BONZO WEIRD ASS PLASTIC BOWLING BALL PIN THATS BEEN DUNKED IN PISS LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER. "HIS TEETH ARE NOT SOFT" FUKIN ASS, KIDS SHOW MASCOT BRO PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE SHIT. I FUCKING HATE MR BONZO WITH A PASSION, WILLIAM AFTON WANNA BE,

MR BONZO POUND LAND COSTUME THATS BEEN TORN APART BY FUCKING DOGS AND ROTTED, STINKY TWAT.

HOW CAN THIS BOWLING PIN LOOKING ASS BE ON KIDS TV, AND IT STILL BE A KIDS SHOW. I FUCKING HATE MR BONZO

#bonzohategroup

(put this on my main account as well 💀)

You seem like you are just mad because you are angy

archi… like.. like archivist…

worm.. worm patterns… bugs…

tape recorder….

my pants? shat in. i expect a new pair from @jonnywaistcoat himself tyvm

Did you make Needles for the atrocious amount of Michael Shelly stans out there (a group in which I can be counted) or were the similar vibes just a happy little accident?

Neither, really - sometimes you just gotta write a nasty sharp man, then part if your brain goes "the shellyfellas are gonna love this" and another part goes "is that a problem?" and the first part goes "no, just sayin" and then you go make a cup of tea.

alice “daisy” tonner

ACAB. i am gay.

anyway here’s the legend herself

hc that she had to cut her hair after the coffin bc the dirt matted it so badly that it couldn’t be saved. also she has a “bite me” tramp stamp bc i thought it was funny

The Magnus Protocol:

Fear takes many forms

guys can we talk more about how Gerry exists in the tmagp universe. please.