damian, covered in dirt digging a ditch: have you ever buried a body?

tim holding a corpse: maybe, i don't actually remember what we did with santa's body

damian: santa? like the myth?

tim: oh yeah, i watched santa die, with young justice - didn't i mention it?

YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Jason: What?

Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

Dick, 9yo, english being his 16th language: Bruce is racist !

Bruce who left his boy alone in the press room at the GP: Something is wrong I can feel it.

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

The campaign didn't end well tbh

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

not to be a hater (but absolutely being a hater) but batcest shippers clearly never had foster siblings. that's DISGUSTING. It's family. you. don't. fuck. family.

y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them

Friend of mine doesn’t like Jason Todd because he finds that being mad at your dad for not avenging your death poor motivation for a character

But growing up my dad made it very clear he would avenge my death and he’s just a regular university professor so I kinda get where Jason’s coming from

(everybody is okay)

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

LMAO Jason holding a goon up against a glass display and telling him to be quiet so he can watch the televising of Dick's award ceremony is hilarious, THAT'S HIS BROTHER, YOUR HONOR, NOW SHUT UP HE'S TRYING TO LISTEN

wayne Family making me want to draw stupid things

Keeping Up With The Wayne’s but bc Jason literally cannot be there, they have like a little memorial shrine and when asked about Jason, Bruce is like,

“oh my son, my wonderful wonderful dead son, he was an angel a perfect boy the best possible child ever.”

Tim just makes snide ass comments like “Well he wasn’t that great, he was actually an asshole who would always drink the last of the coffee and not make another pot like your suppos-“ and Bruce would interrupt like “hahahaha timmy here never got to meet Jason.” before gently covering Tims ears and fake whispering to the camera “He’s always been a bit jealous”

in revenge, Tim put the batman cowl in Bruce’s bedroom before he gave a tour and Bruce had to say it was Sex Thing.

Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*

Jason: wait. Is that Tim?

Dick: omg it's Timmy!

Tim, on a date with Bernard:

Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?

Tim: *dead inside*