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me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:
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I think the reason so many LOTR ripoffs fail is because they make their Aragorn analogue the main character, when the entire point of Aragorn is that he’s “the person the villains think is the main character, but is Not.”
Aragorn seems like a traditional King Arthur style hero— he has huge Main Character Energy because he’s supported by destiny, by bloodline, by all these magic artifacts and prophecies, and etc etc. Frodo and Sam are Just Some Guys. Aragorn recognizes that Sauron understandably thinks he’s the main hero of this story ….and he pretends to believe it too, spending the entire series using himself as a diversion to prevent Sauron from seeing Frodo and Sam.
Aragorn’s whole thing is that knows he seems like the Main Hero of this legend to people who don’t know better —- but he also knows that he isn’t, and that his role is just to keep Sauron’s eye on him in order to protect the people around him.
And it works! Sauron is so fixated on defeating his Legendary Destined Archenemy with Extreme Main Character Energy that he completely overlooks the two ordinary little guys who were the real threat to him all along.
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for their first time, james makes love to regulus under the stars. he rolls him over onto the soft grass, threads their hands together, and takes him apart under the comfort of the night sky. they are young and fumbling and innocently in love, and it’s so so special. i am a firm believer of this
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don't ask her to change positions just toss her around
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oh to be called "my love" by your favourite person in the whole world
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whatever you do, don't think about 12 year old Sirius Black becoming very suspicious as to why his new friend disappears from school periodically and returns looking exhausted, sometimes with bruises and cuts riddling his body.
don't think about him getting worried when Remus lies, "Oh, it was a family thing".
don't think about him trying to do research on abusive households out of concern that perhaps his friend is living in dire circumstances.
and please don't imagine him coming to the realization that Remus isn't the one in an abusive household... he is.
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1.5K CELEBRATION
REBELCAPTAIN + FRANCESCA BY HOZIER | FOR @marionelle (inspo)
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rotten tomatoes means nothing, imdb rating means nothing, sometimes even letterboxd reviews mean nothing. the most effective way to show your love for a movie is to mass reblog gifsets of one
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When James discovers his choking kink he’s lying underneath regulus moaning and whilst he’s riding him, regulus accidentally falls forward and one of his hands goes around his throat and James gasps and bucks his hips and his eyes roll back and regulus just stares before fucking grinning
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Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long
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The culture is so bad all the songs are made from samples of old songs all the movies are remakes of movies that didn’t need to be remade everyone gets surgery to look the same
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Rogue One + completely accurate character descriptions [x]
for @rifle-yes, I hope this is what you had in mind! 💜
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kinning regulus black is all fun and games until u realise u have all of the autism, depression and insanity but none of james potter's dick
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Sirius 'drown in my affection, no, drown in my affection, I SAID DROWN IN MY FUCKING AFFECTION, MOONY' Black
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Remus 'you sure you mean me?' Lupin
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