Corn in all its colors!

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

its corn time babey

Do y'all wanna see a commission my cousin had me draw...

Buttery boy

As someone from the midwest I can tell you that we all do look and act like this 

butter up those dirty cobs

Buttery boy

Buttery boy

this will be my final corn post, at least for a while. stay out of traffic while i’m gone, kids. this is captain chornchip, signing off.

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